hahah MW
"CPU" is old and doesnt seem capable of handling the current settings.
"Mother Board" is currently faulty and will not return to action for 6 weeks.
"Hard Drive" Best "new" part of the box at the moment, after some early problems with damage during installation, now appears to be spinning at top speed and looks good for the future.
"CD Drive" Faulty when installed, works occasionally but is unreliable, time to upgrade to a DVD.
"Floppy Drive" Was the best thing ever in its day and on very rare occasions is still a vital tool, but its time is over and should only be used in emergencies.
"Slave Drive" Has been in the box for quite sometime, is always running in the background and can appear when needed, provides vital impact but doesnt seem to be comfortable to be used as often as it should.
"Case" Has been around the unit for a while now, is solid, uninspiring and well..beige, offers good support to all and does a job that it seems noone else can if only had a little more to offer.
Ahh well i had fun...
who wants to play "name that part"