Anon
Years ago

Joke: A true South Australian?

> A TRUE South Australian?
>
> The General Managers of Cascade Brewery (Tasmania), Tooheys (New South
> Wales), XXXX (Queensland), CUB (Victoria) and Coopers (South
> Australia)were at a national beer conference.
>
> They decide to all go to lunch together and the waitress asks what
> they
> want to drink.
>
> The General Manager of Tooheys says without hesitation, 'I'll have a
> Tooheys New.'
>
> The General Manager of Cascade smiles and says, 'I'll have a Cascade
> Draught, brewed from pure mountain water.'
>
> The General Manager of XXXX proudly says, 'I'll have a XXXX, the King
> of
> Beers.'
>
> The bloke from Carlton says, 'I'll have a Carlton Draught, the
> cleanest
> draught on the planet.'
>
> The General Manager from Coopers glances at his lunch mates and says,
> 'I'll have a Diet Coke.'
>
> The others look at him like he has sprouted a new head.
>
> He just shrugs and says, 'Well if you losers aren't drinking beer,
> then
> neither will I.'
>

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