K'n I Real
Years ago

I hate it when chicks say =

I hate it when those 'proud to say this term' chicks say:

"I've always gotten on better with guys than girls?!"

I hate that comment... Thoughts

(Mod: Just realised that this had been posted in the category 'Women' - cheeky!)

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Isaac  
Years ago

Would you say that it "grinds your gears"? Because, if so...

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K'n I Real  
Years ago

OK, i guess yeah it grinds my gears.
ve had like 5 past GF's that are proud as hell of that crapy comment... but, its late & im watching the MTV Real world Sydney reunion and half the chicks boast of this crap!

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Isaac  
Years ago

Remember to check recent topics before posting - we actually had a What Grinds Your Gears topic very recently - would've suited your issue well.

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Anonymous  
Years ago

Guys are less hassle!

EXAMPLE:

Two GIRLS go to the same party wearing the same dress.
GIRL A: What a b***h! How dare she wear that!
GIRL B: What a s**t! She KNEW I was gonna wear that!
CONCLUSION: Enemies!

Two GUYS go to the same party wearing the same shirt.
GUY A: Hey mate, TOP SHIRT!
GUY B: Yeah, same to you!
CONCLUSION: Best friends forever!

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cheezeburger  
Years ago

i hate it when chicks say i feel sick and fat after eating a hamburger on a big night out eg.all adelaide birds

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cheezeburger  
Years ago

i hate it when birds wear a belt under thier mid section to increase the size of thier bust

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cheezeburger  
Years ago

i hate it when chicks get too tanked and do something they regret.they claim 'my drink was spiked' ps they had one rasberry.

i hate it when chicks say their feet hurt because of their shoes.why would they wear them if they hurt.?

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cheezeburger  
Years ago

i hate it when chicks run out of things to say and they say things like 'i'm sooo tired'

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cheezeburger  
Years ago

i hate it when chicks on myspace say 'i love u babe' or ' xoxo to their girlfriends after only being friends for a few months at best, furthermore i hate it when birds claim 'she is my best friend' when they have known each other for less than 6 months.

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cheeze  
Years ago

i hate it when chicks say 'i've never ever ever ever m#$%^rbated'

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hpm  
Years ago

"i hate it when birds wear a belt under thier mid section to increase the size of thier bust"

its not to increase their bust but to disguise their actual waist/hips.

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does it get your goat up, cheezeburger

does it raise your ire

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cheezeburger  
Years ago

i hate it whenever birds are alone in public 'they have to be seen with friends.' and need to communictae via a mobile phone device

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cheezeburger  
Years ago

i hate it when chicks show you photos and say 'i look soo ugly' why would they show it too u if they think they look ugly.

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cheezeburger  
Years ago

i hate it when basketball chicks claim in a myspace caption 'best girls ever' regardless of skill or standard.. basketball wise or socially

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cheezeburger  
Years ago

i hate it when chicks carry their phone around on a saturday night like a photogenic filmer.

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cheezeburger  
Years ago

" wear next to nothing yet complain about being cold

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cheezeburger  
Years ago

" cannot entertain themselves without splashing hard workind mens low earnings as they sit on their hole on their 'large holes' earning lots of money

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cheezeburger  
Years ago

" complain about both the hot and cold weather.. when are they happy.?

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cheezeburger  
Years ago

" take many snaps of themself.then need retake after retake to find that perfect image (u dont change)

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cheezeburger  
Years ago

" describe themselves as fun loving party girls but are in fact sober sallys wanting pick up by showing their (flashing their depressed card by sitting on sidelines) this tactic has also been used by a certain eastern lowland G.. no wait thats to oobvious.well call him EL gorilla

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cheezeburger  
Years ago

" cover their pimple before shot commercial face with a heavy load of cement

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Bent Kenson  
Years ago

Cheezeburger, Don't worry mate, You'll get over her. Plenty of fish in the sea.

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XztatiK  
Years ago

Lol Bent Kenson, that'd be a big load off your chest Cheeze!

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Anonymous  
Years ago

.... you are always at training or playing ball with your mates and we have so little time together
(yeah, well work out WHY you thick ....)

..... I love you after less than a month of dating and then ask for a key to your flat
(ha,no way are you moving in so quickly, me not dumb)

..... it's our one/two/three month anniversary and what are you buying me
(get real, try that after a year, or you buy for me)

..... my last boyfriend did this, did that for me
(good, go back to him if he is so wonderful)

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Ms Anonymous  
Years ago

wow, Cheezeburger, it's enough to make you turn gay. It's not like you guys are perfect and don't say stupid things occasionally, and that's even when you're sober.

That's not directed at the majority of men, just the ones that complain about women all the time, because they can't find one that will put up with them

If more men were like Isaac, then all would be good with the world.

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Bizzy  
Years ago

Isaac you're in!

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observer  
Years ago

"maybe just friends is best"

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Isaac  
Years ago

Ms A, don't be so sure - I think Cheeze is on the money with a lot of those! (Though you'd find just as many peeves with guys as Ms A suggests.)

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Anonymous  
Years ago

With the depth of this post, It's No wonder more chicks prefer chicks.

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Dr Bullshit  
Years ago

" go to the toilet in a group of 5 just to chat about whats happening. Why dont they just whisper too loudly and get caught talking about someone like any guy would!

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lockstock  
Years ago

I love chicks

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rotate on this  
Years ago

168411 - nony -
"With the depth of this post, It's No wonder more chicks prefer chicks".

Now that is one thing that doesn't bother us fellas we actually get down with that action . Bring it on and forthright you naughty little minx .

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Ms Anonymous  
Years ago

you guys are just a bunch of 'bitches'

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me  
Years ago

NO !

:)

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Anonymous  
Years ago

'Trust me'.......oh hang on, that's men.

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DICKO  
Years ago

I hate this........

"Steve, can you taste this?"

"Tastes all right, why?"

"Oh, it's OK, I just thought it might be off because it's been there too long".

I LOVE this guys response to his wife....

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DICKO  
Years ago

Proper look here......

http://aycu10.webshots.com/image/41049/2004595342855729139_rs.jpg

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Uwe Blab  
Years ago

"VOLDERMORT !!!" at the point of orgasm...

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Anonymous  
Years ago

I want a drink, then another drink, then another drink, as you buy them, and they don't even want to get up and dance with you!

My girlfriends don't like you.

Are you professionally employed or just a worker.

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Dr Disgusting  
Years ago

(Mod: No more along that line please.)

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DICKO  
Years ago

I hate it when chicks say.........
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Well, anything really.

(I get all brave on internet forums......PLEASE don't tell my wife I said that. She'll hurt me...... Seriously)

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rotate on this  
Years ago

That's not iiiiittt .

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Matt Ryan  
Years ago

Just found this on the internet from the following site: http://forum.quoteland.com/1/OpenTopic?a=tpc&s=586192041&f=2911947895&m=927104762&r=966108862


Men's Rules
We always hear "the rules" from the female side for males. Now here are the rules from the male side. Please note: these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

# 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

# 1. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.

# 1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

# 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

# 1. Crying is blackmail.

# 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! We'll get it for you, but just LET US KNOW WHAT YOU WANT!!!

# 1. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on the calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.

# 1. Most guys own three pairs of shoes. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?

# 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. Please pick one.

# 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

# 1. A headache that lasts for seventeen months is a problem. See a doctor.

# 1. Let us know about that funny noise in your car engine as soon as you hear it.

# 1. Anything we said six months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after seven days.

# 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us act like soap opera guys.

# 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse to answer, but still love you.

# 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

# 1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

# 1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.

# 1. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends.

# 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what Mauve is.

# 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

# 1. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.

#1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

# 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

# 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really, you look fine!!

# 1. It is neither in your best interest or ours to take the quiz together.
No, it doesn't matter which quiz.

# 1. NASCAR is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.

# 1. I AM in shape. ROUND is a shape

# 1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know we really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Signed,

ANY GUY

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Matt Ryan  
Years ago

I hate it when chicks run into one of their friends and they shriek and scream!

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patto  
Years ago

Matt, some of your posts in the past have been irritable. This one is a cracker. Good work!!

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rotate on this  
Years ago

patto - that is because it was not an original thought of his . Brilliant copy and paste skills though .

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Matt Ryan  
Years ago

The big one wasn't an original thought of mine...I never claimed that it was.

But the second one is!

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Anonymous  
Years ago

"nothing!!"

after you ask them what is wrong?

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matt ryan you are one pissed off man

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vanexel31  
Years ago

i hate it when they say they are 'pimpin'. who are they pimpin? newsflash boys pimp girls not the other way around.

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P!NK  
Years ago

Listen up Boyz....None of you would be here if it wasnt for females!!!!

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DICKO  
Years ago

"Listen up Boyz....None of you would be here if it wasnt for females!!!!"

Of course, without Males, you would be?!?!?!

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Isaac  
Years ago

Science story the other day - they've been able to recreate sperm based on female bone marrow. Can fertilise an egg, but due to the lack of a Y chromosome, only produces female offspring!

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DICKO  
Years ago

Oh Shit!!!!!!

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Dana  
Years ago

Funny!!!!

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bbgun  
Years ago

Oh yeah, and who's going to do the heavy lifting for them?

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DICKO  
Years ago

Bikie Dykes?

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Dana  
Years ago

Like putting the bin out? At least we won't need to 'nag' men because they don't do things of their own bat, or even after they've been asked several times. ;)

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P!nk  
Years ago

Yeah DICKO now who's laughing!

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me  
Years ago

hahahaha

this wonderful toic began with this...

I hate it when those 'proud to say this term' chicks say:

"I've always gotten on better with guys than girls?!"


heheh, if that female only offspring happens...who are they gonna get along with..lol


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