LMAO

hahahahhahah

Five things that would need to happen for Ben Melmeth to make the NBA:

1. a mystery disease kills every person in the United States over 6'5"
2. a science experiment gone wrong makes him about 10 times as good as he is now
3. the NBA adds 40 new teams in a series of public lotteries
4. his mum wins one of the lottery teams
5. he agrees to play in exchange only for a lasagne from mum every second day

no way thats insulting to the man. he is a gun, and if not nba next year where i reckon he should go, he will be with a top euro club.

I doubt it mate. hahahahaha!
Maybe he'll prove me wrong.

Lovely work Isaac , i think he could sneak in if 4 of the 5 things occurred .

garyablett "no way thats insulting to the man. he is a gun, and if not nba next year where i reckon he should go, he will be with a top euro club."

translation "no way thats insulting to me man. i am a loose cannon , and if not glenside next year where we reckon i should go, i will be with a top euro institution .

The author of this, the Dench "rumour" and another now-deleted topic has had a date with Bill Russell...

Keeping us all amused, good to see.

I had trouble keeping a straigh face when I saw the title... Melmeth in the NBA... comedy at its best

and then it got better by:

"no way thats insulting to the man. he is a gun, and if not nba next year where i reckon he should go, he will be with a top euro club"

is this time for a 'you suck at the internet' pic???

......or the 'Dog and the Cauliflower'?

I think there would actually be endless opportunities for Ben in the NBA, but not as a centre. He'd make an excellent : floor wiper, towel boy, ball boy, dancing girl, cheerleader, popcorn vendor ... organise court schedules for Isiah or Kobe ..

For Sturty:



For Gary:

WTF!?

Is it aprils fools Day already

Hell I don't think Melmeth could even spell NBA let alone make it

With a name like GaryAblett.....he must be on drugs!!!

You might want to delete that last post...

It was a joke MW

Can everyone go easy on Melmeth for unless he's actually "GaryAblett", it's not his fault he the subject of this seemingly very silly thread.

I agree that the thread question is ridiculous, but to his credit, Melmeth has been puting in some good minutes for the Blaze when he's not out injured (last minute brain explosions excepted!)

Actually a bit of agro is probably what his game is missing. His battle with Hinder next week should be interesting. Based on the feedback from the 36ers/Kings game two weeks ago, I have no doubt a few thousand 36er fans wouldn't mind if "Stealth" used a bit of the rough stuff on the Kocky King.

Given that SOJ related threads have dried up, I hope this isn't a sign that Melmeth is going to take his place.

Unless we find out Melmeth is the bastard son of the elder Joyce, I think SOJ has his spot on here sewn up for a while ...

I agree Isaac. Melmeth is no good and he should not even be in the nbl

aha thats priceless, he only starts for blaze cause theres no other trues centre. i laughed soo hard readen the comments bout this 1 on melmeth.. keep up good work that guy who started this 1. best laugh ive had literally in 2008

he wont make nba but perhaps d-league is where he would dominate.

You guys only know how to put people down but at least he plays good basketball and has been playing in the league for more than a decade. He has definitely proven that he is not a soft big man given all his achievements.

Can anyone of you even make it to leagues below NBL?

I doubt so.

I made it to one of the leagues below NBL........

The fact remains, no sane person would think Melmeth is going to make the NBA. Handy NBL player, and that's it.

ben melmeth is freakin champion bra
he is better then all the basketballers to come outa the U.S of Gay
long live the aussies matee!!!
he would carve up any of your shit arse N.B.A players anyway
i think he is to advanced for your crappy little games you play
you'se are all a joke
i even think in a professional n.b.a game against the best players you could produce him by himself could beat a full team.

you got idea of what the man can do
i trained with him once my self
and the man did a front flip slam dunk!
now how often do you see that?

so suck on the apples :)

Beat a team all by himself?