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billo
Two years ago

#16905

Swimming World Records

I've got a theory on all these preposterous swimming times that are being logged at the games, smashing world records by multiple body lengths and the like.

My theory is as follows: The Chinese made the pool 49m instead of 50m in an attempt to be remembered as the most record smashing pool in Olympic history. You know I'm right.

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i need a new name too
Two years ago
18:23 14 Aug 08

Reply #199098

re: Swimming World Records

Possibly, but all the best swimmers are from Qld anyway.
What is the chance we will get some of the USA game actually televised tonight?


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steve
Two years ago
18:56 14 Aug 08

Reply #199104

re: Swimming World Records

steroids possibly, surely the Chinese are, they're not suppose this be good as swimming


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i need a new name too
Two years ago
19:00 14 Aug 08

Reply #199105

re: Swimming World Records

Don't worry- they always mysteriously retire as soon as it comes to drug testing.
2 years from now nobody will even remember their names.


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lockstock
Two years ago
20:12 14 Aug 08

Reply #199114

re: Swimming World Records

It's the bodysuits. Simple as that


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Sturty6ers
Two years ago
11:40 15 Aug 08

Reply #199248

re: Swimming World Records

What! They hide the drugs in their bodysuits?????


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twenty four
Two years ago
15:44 15 Aug 08

Reply #199323

re: Swimming World Records

This suggests that the pool's design (and the suits) has something to do with it.


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i need a new name too
Two years ago
15:54 15 Aug 08

Reply #199326

re: Swimming World Records

No, no, no.
You guys have got it all wrong.
The Chinese swimmers are so broad across the shoulders, that when they jump in the pool, they are so wide they take up most the lanes, and the other swimmers can't fit through.
By the time they swim a stroke or two, they are already at the other end.


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