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billo
Two years ago

#17570

Joyce's tirade - nothing on this guy

We have a new graduate from "Brendan Joyce's how to alienate reporters school"

The facts:
- Newcastle United in the English Premier League sack their manager

- A caretaker manager, Joe Kinnear, is appointed and started work Monday

- Some articles were written about him during the week

- On Thursday, after 4 days in the job, he starts his first official press conference off like this:

JK Which one is Simon Bird [Daily Mirror's north-east football writer]?

SB Me.

JK You're a c***.

SB Thank you.

JK Which one is Hickman [Niall, football writer for the Express]? You are out of order. Absolutely f***ing out of order. If you do it again, I am telling you you can f*** off and go to another ground. I will not come and stand for that f***ing crap. No f***ing way, lies. F***, you're saying I turned up and they [Newcastle's players] f***ed off.


- He goes on to swear 53 times in 5 minutes and tells reporters that this is his last press conference.

Brendan Joyce would be proud.

Full transcript (warning: the language is pretty colourful)



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Torres
Two years ago
22:55 3 Oct 08

Reply #206456

re: Joyce's tirade - nothing on this guy

he sounds like a raving lunatic


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XztatiK
Two years ago
23:12 3 Oct 08

Reply #206458

re: Joyce's tirade - nothing on this guy

Makes Al Clarkson sound like a priest.


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Brendan Joyce
Two years ago
23:58 3 Oct 08

Reply #206460

re: Joyce's tirade - nothing on this guy

I like him


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billo
Two years ago
00:35 4 Oct 08

Reply #206463

re: Joyce's tirade - nothing on this guy

Other bits I liked were when the press were asking him why he didn't meet with the players on his first day at work

JK I didn't want to do it. I had some other things to do.

SB What? More important things?

JK What are you? My personal secretary? F*** off.


and this little interaction was good too

Other journalist How long is your contract for Joe?

JK None of your business.

SB Well it is actually, because we cover the club.





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bolks
Two years ago
01:36 4 Oct 08

Reply #206465

re: Joyce's tirade - nothing on this guy

That Simon Bird is a bit of a smart ass, isn't he.


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Sturty6ers
Two years ago
09:35 4 Oct 08

Reply #206472

re: Joyce's tirade - nothing on this guy

He's a cross between John Elliott and Gordon Ramsey....


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