Anonymous
Years ago

God asks Wade first, "What do you believe?"

Wade ponders this question for a while then looks God in the eye, and says, "I believe in loyalty, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in teamwork. I always play for the benefit of my squad." God sees the diligence and empathy in Wade and offers him a seat to his right.

God then turns to LeBron James and says, "What do you believe?"

LeBron says, "I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the fundamentals of life. I have been blessed, but win or lose, I've always tried to be a true sportsman both on and off the court." God sees right through LeBron's rhetoric and sends him straight to Hell.

Finally, God turns to Kobe Bryant. "And you, Kobe, what do you believe?"
Kobe replies, "I believe you're in my God damn seat."

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Bobby Tables  
Years ago

I didn't laugh.

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mark  
Years ago

Not bad

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LC  
Years ago

Crap. And here I was expecting something mildy funny.

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baller  
Years ago

Thats pretty funny!!!

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Big Marty  
Years ago

You haven't even given a background as to where they are, like:

"God, D-Wade, Lebron and Kobe are standing in a McDonalds"

or

"God, D-Wade and Lebron are in a bar... but Kobe's at the courthouse because he's involved in another Teenage sex scandal".

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Bobby Tables  
Years ago

I hear Kobe celebrated his championship by renewing his subscription to Barely Legal.

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TC2  
Years ago

Andrew Johns, Mal Brown and Dipper walk in to a bar.....

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LC  
Years ago

Who are greeted by Timana Tahu, Nicky Winmar and Gavin Wanganeen...

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Anonymous  
Years ago

and then ask Johnsy and Mal - "Who is that wog with you??"

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