Anonymous
Years ago
God asks Wade first, "What do you believe?"
Wade ponders this question for a while then looks God in the eye, and says, "I believe in loyalty, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in teamwork. I always play for the benefit of my squad." God sees the diligence and empathy in Wade and offers him a seat to his right.
God then turns to LeBron James and says, "What do you believe?"
LeBron says, "I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the fundamentals of life. I have been blessed, but win or lose, I've always tried to be a true sportsman both on and off the court." God sees right through LeBron's rhetoric and sends him straight to Hell.
Finally, God turns to Kobe Bryant. "And you, Kobe, what do you believe?"
Kobe replies, "I believe you're in my God damn seat."