Chuck Norris
Years ago

Chuck Norris

Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience

Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano

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lieutenant dan  
Years ago

chuck norris counted to infinity ... twice

chuck norris is what willis was talkin' about

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Chuck Norris  
Years ago

Chuck Norris can divide by zero

When Chuck Norris walks into a courtroom, the judge stands up and says, "All rise".

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris

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lieutenant dan  
Years ago

chuck norris delivered geelongs 2007 grand final pre game speech

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lieutenant dan  
Years ago

Optimus Prime is the nickname for Chuck Norris's toaster

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lieutenant dan  
Years ago

Chuck Norris tells signs what to do

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Chuck Norris  
Years ago

chuck norris doesent walk he simply stands as the world moves to wher he wants to go

Water can't breath under Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf. When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.

It's a bird, no it's a plane, no it's someone who has been roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.

If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.

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lotum  
Years ago

chuck norris is so tough he can knock himself out.

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thedoctor  
Years ago

Does Chuck Norris play ball? Could be an import option

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Anonymous  
Years ago

Chuck Norris is God

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Anonymous  
Years ago

They once made Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

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birdman  
Years ago

chuck norris once won a game of connect four in three moves!

Before they met chuck norris the 'black eyed peas' were just known as the 'peas'!

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TJ  
Years ago

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

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Anonymous  
Years ago

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you

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birdman  
Years ago

Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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A.W  
Years ago

Chuck Norris has visited Mars, that is why there are no signs of life.

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ineedmore  
Years ago

Chuck Norris can sub off Stephen Weigh.

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Anonymous  
Years ago

Lol ^

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AK-47  
Years ago

I hate it when people compare God and Chuck Norris! I mean he's good, but he's no Chuck Norris!

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phil  
Years ago

chuck norris once walked down the street with an erection.



there were no survivors

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Anonymous  
Years ago

There were originally 12 horsemen...Until Chuck Norris met up with 8 of them.

Chuck Norris' urine has been turned into a drink. If you've had Red Bull, you've had this beverage.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

Chuck Norris tells Simon what to do!

Chuck Norris has vowed never to go sky-diving again. One Grand Canyon is enough!

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Anonymous  
Years ago

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people, he makes dead people

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themvpiskb24  
Years ago

Chuck Norris always has sex on top of a woman cause he never f**ks up

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Anonymous  
Years ago

Women carry a handbag. Chuck Norris carries a body bag!

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SRT070  
Years ago

Before the bogey man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for chuck norris.

chuck norris doesnt sleep, he waits

When chuck norris goes in water he doesnt get wet, the water gets chuck norris'd

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Anonymous  
Years ago

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun!

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harry  
Years ago

chuck norris got beaten up by bruce lee.

soft :D

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lotum  
Years ago

Yeah but Bruce Lee died soon after

Chuck Norris eats lunch at night

Tom Sellecks moustache dreams about Chuck Norris beard

Chuck Norris once ran a maraton backwards just to see what 2nd place looked like

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beyondthearc  
Years ago

the Texas Rangers are changing their name to Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris' blood type is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris IS Einstein's Infinite field theory.

Warren Buffett calls Chuck Norris for stock tips.

The only thing Chuck Norris has failed at is when he ran the marathon backward to see what coming 2nd was like all he did was watch the losers.

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