new name please
Years ago

Will there ever be a boy born who can swim faster

Topic #3300 | Report this topic

Bizzy
Years ago

What the hell is this thread?

Reply #37903 | Report this post

Lloyd Braun
Years ago

nothing like some good office humour!!! whateva!

Reply #37907 | Report this post

Liam Flynn
Years ago

"I got some hot love on the hot love highway, love is free and the freeway's home...."

Reply #37915 | Report this post

Lloyd Braun
Years ago

"Put the key of despair into the lock of apathy. Turn the knob of mediocrity slowly and open the gates of despondency - welcome to a day in the average office."

Reply #37919 | Report this post

Paul Arnott
Years ago

"How can I kill a tiger armed with only a biro?"

Reply #37921 | Report this post

Anonymous
Years ago

"How can I fly like an eagle when I am surrounded by turkeys"

Reply #37922 | Report this post

Sturty6ers
Years ago

who can swim faster than what?

Reply #37943 | Report this post

mp
Years ago

too many clowns, not enough circuses!

Reply #37946 | Report this post

Voltaren
Years ago

Liam, by god! Its free love on the freelove freeway, the love is free and the freeway is long!

Reply #37991 | Report this post

Liam Flynn
Years ago

Yes a mistake on my part, putting a couple of lines together (and embelishing a little)

But grab your guitar and sing along....

Verse 1:
Pretty girl on the hood of a cadillac, yeah
She's broken down on Freeway 9.
I take a look, I get her engine started, and
leave her purring and I roll on by. Bye, bye

Chorus:
Free love on the freelove freeway, the
Love is free and the freeway's long, I got some
Hot love on the hotlove highway, ain't
Going home 'cause my baby's gone (she's gone)

Verse 2:
A little while later, see a Senorita,
She's caught a flat trying to make it home.
She says, "Por favor, can you pump me up?"
I say, "Muchos gracias, adios. Bye, bye."

Verse 3:
A long time later I see a cowboy crying
"Hey buddy, what can I do?"
He says, "I lived a good life, had about a thousand women,"
I said, "Why the tears?", he says, " ' Cause none of them was you".
"

Reply #38025 | Report this post

David Brent
Years ago

'What, you?'

'No, hes holding a photograph...'

'sounds a bit gay'

'It's NOT GAY'.

heheheheh

Reply #38075 | Report this post

Dr Dunkenstein
Years ago

A clue , sherlock?

The missing link? ,

Reply #38080 | Report this post

You need to be a registered user to post from this location. Register here.

Close ads

Little Streaks - The fun and interactive good-habits app designed especially for kids.

Serio: Tourism photography and videography

Advertise on Hoops to a very focused, local and sports-keen audience. Email for rates and options.

Hoops

Will there ever be a boy born who can swim faster

Recent Posts