What's Hot/What's Not - The overdue edition

The realest returns after a case of extreme writer's block and a gap between lists bigger than the gap between Beastie Boys albums&.

What's Hot

• Monique Bowley, 16 points and 15 rebounds in a win over Southern Tigers.
• Pink Panty Poker The best Victoria Secrets site on the net. With a replay button and two guys for the women to check out, this site is burning. Thanks to Isaac for the link, whose personal fave is the man on the right girl in the middle (Mod: DC, you walk a fine line!), (personally the chick in the best is the best for me (Mod: the chick in the best?!)).
• Microfibre pants. The legacy token Asians leave you with.
• Dougie talking trash to Scanlon from the bench when Scanlon tried to be a tough man on court. Shame Scanlon went on to torch them for 38 on 12/27 shooting.
• Jason Dix, 29 points, 6 rebounds and 3 blocks.
• Matt Elder, 24 points on 11/19 shooting and 10 rebounds in Woodville's big win over Centrals.
• Chris Clausen, 19 points on 7/16 shooting.
• Oscar 34 and 12 with Darren who's had a great last season form revival with 34 points and 4 steals.
• Tracey Braithwaite with 17 points and 21 rebounds in a lost to Forestville.
• This ABL season. A great season from South and a revival by Central gave the season an interesting texture and was great to watch. Congrats to all players already out and I will hopefully see more spectators at what will be some great finals action.

• Deanne Ranford going for 4/17 shooting against South.
• Getting women's attention aka "The Game". Seriously young women are full of shit. I wear a nice black shirt and microfibre pants which I'm comfortable in and they won't look twice at me but if I chuck on some jeans that hug my arse and a green metro shirt I'm all of a sudden Johnny Depp. Queer eye for the straight guy has a lot to answer for making women think they deserve nothing less than a man who can colour co-ordinate. Screw that, BigDC always bets on black.
• Nick Hambour going to Brett Maher's house, rubbing his dirty muddy shoes on his suede couch yelling "They should have never given you mutha f****s money!" and "I'm Nick Hambour bitch!"Luckily Maher replied with a quick "Nick, what did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP bitch!"
• Luke Frost, colder than Hitler's heart, going 1/9 against the Eagles. Made Scott Thur's 2/10 seem efficient.
• Having to sell porn to schoolchildren to pay for my 36er tickets. On that note any school children looking for some hot CDs can check me out at the edge of their school with a 70s mo and a bottle of Johnny in a brown paper bag.
• Daniel Wilson, 0/6 shooting in 20 minutes of court time for the Eagles. Laying more bricks than Bob the Builder.
• Club 199 who has a couple of ugly bouncers denying sexy mofos entry because they don't have a collar.
• People talking there hasn't been a Hot/Not list for two weeks as I'm on drugs and am getting castrated in Mexico City. Not true. It's all nothing but jealousy and envy coming from my enemies.

• :Matthew Hardiman, 25 points on 9/19 shooting against Sturt with 6 rebounds. His season stats are only 12.7ppg and 4.3rpg Nice way to end his season, any news on Matthew's game from Tigers followers?

• Found:
• Darren Ng's shooting stroke. Last five games Ninja has gone for 54/103 at 52%FG compared to 95/238 at 39%FG previously.
• Found:A female ABL player's g-string in the back of my car, (insert laughter here). Well I can hope at least.
• Found:

• Lost
• Mike "Cheapshot" Mckay to the playing ranks of ABL basketball. 411 games over 162 years in the BankSA comp is an awesome achievement. 109 national games, it's going to be sad to see you go Cheapshot. Who's going to smack the shit out of Matt Sutton now? That skinny bastard Burdon? Too nice a bloke. In all seriousness thanks for a great time watching your career from my early memories of you playing for the Sixers in the late 80s to your ABL days with North. Don't cause too much trouble at the nursing home Cheapshot!
• Lost: Nathan Hawkes to ABL ball. This guy didn't have too bad a season, and call still keep on, but called it a day in any case. Thanks for the memories Looselips. Now who is going to call their teammates a c***? In all seriousness great work mate, enjoy your retirement. St. Paul's captain 1989 represent. If anybody wants to break into St. Paul's media room there is an embarrassing video of Hawkes in some tights for a 1989 Batman school video project. I wonder why a teacher like Mr. X would want to hold onto a video of underage kids doing physical exercise in tights?

• After talking about how "wonderful" Phil Smyth is and showing up in Coles with Phil everyday Phil and his new squeeze haven't been seen in Coles for a good four weeks now. Showing up every few days but never together. Is it over already? I don't really care, but remember you heard it here first.

• By popular demand, the Hot/Not list returns to it's Sunday night/Monday morning timeslot.
• The "infamous" ref comes out of the closet. Delayed due to my crack team of lawyers (literally paid by ounces of crack per hour) having to work thru some difficulties.

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