Matt Ryan
Years ago

SONG QUOTES

Well, it worked so well the last time, so I thought we should try quotes from songs being inserted into game situations!

PLAYER: Coach, I'm the tallest guy here!
COACH: Well, "you might as well jump"!

("Jump" - Van Halen)

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Isaac  
Years ago

Scroll down kids...

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wayne beaumont  
Years ago

Good move Isaac - Matt ought to be preparing lessons and impressing his mentor teacher!!!!!

Hope it is going OK for you young fella!!

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Dr Bullshit  
Years ago

coach before a grand final

'this is the time, this is the day that we've been waiting for. all the world will stop to watch you shine'

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Bill Walton  
Years ago

Half Time speech

Coach: Tiny Pinder!
Assistant Coach Wilt Chamberlain

Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket

Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker

Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten

Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston

Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle

Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple

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Moses Guthrie  
Years ago

Bill, we always suspected you used LSD while playing professional basketball and now, between this post and Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_notable_drug_culture_figures), we know it's true!

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Bill Walton  
Years ago

Well Moses here is what happened

My coach sat me down and said don't use LSD anymore and I said "Why coach" and he replied,

Cause you had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
The camera don't lie
You're coming back down and you really don't mind
You had a bad day
You had a bad day

Now Im on way better gear.

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Leigh  
Years ago

Dear God Matt what have you started
BTW Best song quote i've ever heard
"just because you're paranoid, don't mean they're not after you."
Nirvana
I don't think you can use it in a game though.

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Matt Ryan  
Years ago

Isaac,

Great call!

Wayne,
I would be planning for lessons but PAC only went back today!

Also, some kid at PAC has already recognised me as a ref! How cool is that!
Thanks for the well wishes Wayne!

Back onto topic, player trashing talking:

"C'mon...Hit me with your best shot!"

("Hit Me With Your Best Shot" - PAT BENETAR)

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Anonymous  
Years ago

Phil Jackson to MJ in a timeout with 2.8 seconds left, Bulls down by 1, Game 7.

"Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity.
To seize everything you ever wanted - One moment,
Would you capture it or just let it slip?...

You better lose yourself in the music, the moment!!
You own it, you better never let it go!!
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow!!
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo!!"

(Eminem - Lose Yourself)

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Matt Ryan  
Years ago

Player: Coach, why did you choose me to have the last shot?

Coach: "Baby, you were always gonna be the one"

("Run To Paradise" - CHOIRBOYS)

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