TR
Years ago
NH - Tuesdays are a little slow
A little slow on the streets of Canberra today, so here's a little reminder that everything isn't what it seems....
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A mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.
Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of
the bed. It was addressed, "Mom".
With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the
letter with trembling hands:
Dear Mom, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you.
I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is
so nice.....even with all her piercings, tattoos, and her tight
motorcycle clothes.
But it's not only the passion Mom, she's pregnant and Joan said
that we will be very happy. Even though you don't care for her as she is so much older than I, she already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.
She wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Joan taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with her friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want!
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS
so Joan can get better, she sure deserves it!!
Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care
of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to
know your grandchildren.
You're Son,
John
P.S. Mom, NONE of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbour's house.
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life
than my report card that's in my desk center drawer.
Call when it is safe for me to come home.
