Pulled heart muscle...

Look good first syndrome...

Sore fore-arms from being weighed down by rubber bands...

Pulled neck muscles from wearing his bling-bling at training...

Scared of Hammo or big game James swatting his shot...

Got sick of being abused by
Bradley at training so he decided to sit out...

Has a fear of doing his groin again, and is waiting for new ankle braces (Glitr you know what I'm talking about)...

Wanted to come back for the finals of 20s and reserves so he could be like Mike...

Cmon Zhane, when are you going to be back???

How about those knee high socks?

Them too...

Zhane, you know I've got "Much love and Respect" for ya, when are we going to see that Antoine Carr J of yours?

All it comes down to is much love and respect........ I've heard Zane AKA ankle breaker will be coming back as number 45!

I think we could talk about the custom equipment of zane for hours but I have to admit he has taken it down a notch i think he only wears one arm band aswell as the socks now unlike 18s where he use to wear

2 arm bands
1 head band
knee brace
knee high socks
new pair of shoes on a weekly basis
and a bad, bad white man fro'

Where does he get all the gear?? Does he have a hookup with the clothing shop in Gawler Arcade?

Zane is the king of accesories for sure......... i think he practically has bought everything in Footlocker and Kick101. He owns the whole collection of baller bands!

r all of u from woodville giving him shit, or r u all randoms who think u no wat u r talking bout. if its the boys from the club thats cool, but if not get F#####D.

I assume this is the young dude from Woodville (hasn't played for several months?). Injuries happen when you're young and still growing - hang in there fella.

As for the bling-bling, fro, wristbands, high socks .... sadly it's true. Maybe he's a white Darius Miles?

PS. But seriously, he's a pretty cool dude. Faulse name, I think the mocking is in jest. Otherwise, if they're teammates, they're dead meat when he catches up with them. Great stuff guys!

Zaneo, is that u mate??????

zane is my hero. such a lovely young fellow, heart of gold.
i will take no part in all these wild alligations! this conversation is over!

p.s. hows that #34...
god bless him, n god bless them all...

i want everyone to know i had no part in these harsh attacks...

Lock n Keys i am fairly sure you laughed at this when you read it am I right flying dutchman?¿?¿
You can't fool Mr Warmups Joey jo jo junior.
Love Mr warmups aka jimsssssss

Lock n Keys aka The Giant Dutch hound, how is your eye? you are a battler! It must have been tough being a 7 foot infant, the growing pains are still evident.

Mr Warmups, your warmups seem to have been suffering of late. Your overall game has improved...you must have found something that you lost at the gym? P.s....Thats a fake moustache!

GlitR, I do believe D-Miles will have a breakout season at the Blazers. He won't have big gay Boozer to get in his way. "Cheese burger"

Zano, Much love and respect, even with at least 10kg of accessories you still manage to get up there.

Yours Sincerly, the ultimate 6 man.

dutchman.. who is dutchman...? my name is mr snrub.. yes that will do, n im from far, far away from here..

again i had nothin to do with this... i have washed my hands of the matter... but yes i did have a good chuckle when i saw it, possibly even had a girlish laugh, but either way im innocent.. AND to my adoring fans: the eye is gettin there, its my swimmers ear i need to look out for... i think its gettin worse! its not easy being me...

P.S. who is this 6th man fello.. i dont believe we have met... such a stranger... probs cant play ball tho...

lock n keys u kno zano would have u any day of the week, dont give him the wrong signals! Much love and respect

Your all dreamin, only real ballers can post in this site.
mr warm ups - your game is weak, leave pawn mustaches alone...
sir spark - cheezeburgers arent funny, you will pay...
lock n keys - speak down to my 2 good ears... (i can say that now your far far away)
Zane - wheres your love and respect to the optimus name

come on ppl

Championship Coach
(the weathers good this high up boys)

hey where do you get the baller bands from. in sydney??