Bo Hamburger
Years ago

Funny Miami Heat go retro

The folk in the Heat's marketing department should expect a nice little bonus at Xmas this year for their latest effort.

They've gone back to 1971/72, and they've gone back in a big way. Be sure to check out the player bios, featuring (among others) Shaq as Lucious "Psychadelic" Shackleford and Gary Payton as Randall "Action" Jackson. Hilarious.

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Nutwork  
Years ago

Not to mention the dancer's galleries. Those Heat dancers have a hell of a lot of talent!

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Anonymous  
Years ago

That's awesome.

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Manute Bol  
Years ago

What's your retro name Bo?

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Bo Hamburger  
Years ago

Stirling Griffstedt.

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Manute Bol  
Years ago

I had a couple:

- Madame Dick Hertz
- M.T. Mylode

Just to name a few.

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Bo Hamburger  
Years ago

You asked me for mine. I didn't ask you for yours.

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Phizzer  
Years ago

Surely the Sixers marketing could come up with something like this.

Half the team hit their prime in the 70's, don't need fake wigs to pose for photos!

Any suggestions on nicknames for Sixers players?

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Manute Bol  
Years ago

Listen hear Bo, I know you're frustrated because you have no game. I've busted you up so many times playing 1 on 1.

You didn't ask for my retro name but I gave it, so get over it.

Just remember that you can go faster on your bike with the bike seat on!!

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Bo Hamburger  
Years ago

I'd suggest making up your own retro names rather than going to some lame-arse website (www.lamenames.com, anyone?) and copying theirs.

Make a better effort next time. Or grow a beard.

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Manute Bol  
Years ago

They were my real retro names Steak Burger.

You should ask my posse when we pay you a visit.

Talking about beards. You should tell the readers that you had a xxx because you thought it would make you ride faster.

Back to the griller hamburger!

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VC fan  
Years ago

Gold! Keep this going guys!

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VC fan  
Years ago

Bo, Manute said your mum's fat!

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Cheap Seats  
Years ago

All this talk can be bought. Let's see you boys bring it to the court!

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Krista  
Years ago

when and where, lol. this game should be good!

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