TR
Years ago

OT: Oh my Lord.......... sort of funny............

Any mans worst nightmare, sort of funny as long as it didn't happen to you



A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.

'Pulled hard'

Sentencing Monti, Judge Charles James said it was "a very serious injury" and that Monti was not acting in self defence.

The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term but "open relationship" with Monti towards the end of May last year.

The pair remained on good terms and on 30 May she picked him up from a party in Crosby and went back for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house.

An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them.

In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard".


I am in no way a violent person
Amanda Monti

He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it.

She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.

In a letter to the court, Monti said she was sorry for what she had done.

Link: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/4253849.stm

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Anonymous  
Years ago

OUCH!!!!!

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Neptuneboy  
Years ago

Isaac, i think that's it...

Time to add 'losing any part of your genitals' to the Hoops bingo board!

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Moses Guthrie  
Years ago

That's it. I'm going to say nice things to my wife tonight, just in case .....

That is just not funny. They couldn't reattach it. Then again, he was 37 in an open relationship with a 24-year old. Never a good idea.

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DB5  
Years ago

She was sorry though.....

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TR  
Years ago

The thing I don't understand is trying to swallow it once she's ripped it off. That's just a tad disturbing.

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Big Kahuna  
Years ago

I want be able to eat a chicken nugget again!

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tessisadog  
Years ago

how hard would she of had to pull and why would she eat it

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Sturty6ers  
Years ago

They would be full off protein I am told......

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TR  
Years ago

Gobbled on a few in your time Sturty?????

Next time your in Canberra I'll can point out some hotspots for you. I've never ventured to them so don't know how lucky you'll get.

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Anonymous  
Years ago

I heard the Mustang Ranch is the place to be......

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