Barry Dawson once visited the Virgin Islands, they are now The Islands
Barry Dawson's calender goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd: No one fools Barry Dawson
Barry Dawson can speak Braille
When Barry Dawson exercises, the machine gets stronger.
Barry Dawson doesn't use pick up lines, he simply says "Now"
Barry Dawson can kill 2 stones with 1 bird
Barry Dawson can win a game of Connect 4 in only 3 moves
Barry Dawson once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour, he spent the first 45 minutes having s*x with
his waitress
Barry Dawson is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Barry Dawson once swallowed a turtle whole and when he crapped it out, the turtle was 6 feet tall and had learned karate.
Barry Dawson once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more t*sticles" contest...Barry Dawson won by 5
Barry Dawson once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it
When Barry Dawson has s*x with a man, it won't be because he is gay, it will be because he has run out of women.
For some the left t*sticle is larger than the right one, for
Barry Dawson each t*sticle is larger than the other one.
Barry Dawson ordered a Big Mac at Red Rooster, and got one
It takes Barry Dawson 20 minutes to watch 60 minutes
Barry Dawson doesn't believe in New Zealand
Barry Dawson can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass....at night
Barry Dawson recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beveridge, we know this beverage as Red Bull
In a recent survey it was discovered that 94% of Australian women lost their virginity to Barry Dawson, the other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly
Barry Dawson invented the internet....just so he had a place to store his porn
One day Barry Dawson walked down the street with a massive er*ction...there were no survivors
When Barry Dawson plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy
Barry Dawson qualified with a top speed of 324mph at the Daytona 500, without a car
Shane Watson is allowed to live because Barry Dawson doesn't kill women
When Barry Dawson goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water gets Barry Dawsoned
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep everynight, he checks his closet for Barry Dawson
Barry Dawson counted to infinity.....twice
Barry Dawson hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush
Barry Dawson gave Mona Lisa that smile
Barry Dawson can slam a revolving door
Barry Dawson's tears can cure cancer, too bad he has never cried....EVER
Superman owns a pair of Barry Dawson pyjamas
Barry Dawson owns the greatest poker face of all time, it helped him win the 1983 World series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a get out of jail free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno
Barry Dawson doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get er*ctions when they touch his body
Once a cobra bit Barry Dawsons leg. After 5 days of excruciating pain the cobra died
Barry Dawson divides by zero
Barry Dawson is always on top during sex because Barry Dawson never f*cks up
Barry Dawson once had an er*ction while lying face down...he struck oil
Barry Dawson can tell the difference between butter and I-can't-believe-it's-not-butter
The only time Barry Dawson was wrong was when he thought he made a mistake
