Angry, Angry woman!

*LOL* 168438

That's the funniest thing I've read for ages...

post a thread that annoys women, because the women then find the need to post the same topic with a slight alteration to it....

"Didn't your mum ever teach you to wash your hands after going to the toilet?"

"No....My dad taught me how to go without pissing on them."

I also hate it when men don't wash their hands after going to the toilet. It is a scary number that don't even consider it!
For some reason, as soon as blokes have a beer or get to a bar/club the whole notion of washing your hands is out the window.... in fact, you get foul looks from blokes walking straight past you at the sink if you actually DO wash your hands... even your boys give you shit!

I hate it when men have to listen to women's nagging, get back in the kitchen would ya love

are the dominant species!

I have never understood the whole wash your hands thing after going to the toilet. If you're a chick - yes. If you're a bloke doing a number 2 - yes. But a bloke after doing a number 1 - no (assuming pissing on hands hasn't occurred - as DICKO pointed out, and that your knob is clean). If anything you should be washing your hands BEFORE going to the toilet so your knob doesn't get dirty!

Pretty gross why wash....

I want to know how all these women know that men aren't washing their hands??? Is it because...I hate it when women come into the mens toilet as they can't be bothered lining up for their own???

GOLD Panther!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good old Big Day Out!

The ladies do the same thing @ the Schuenfest.

and clipsal

Ok, sorry. For all those that I offended, and at the expense of the Murray, I will now ensure to at least pretend to wash my hands by turning the tap on for a short while whilst rubbing my hands near the water.

I dont know about other men, but i wash my willie in the morning. Therefore holding it to urinate would not cause any adverse effects, no germs or rotton smells like a number 2 would entail. Every man washes his hands after a number 2.

I hate it when men outnumber women

omg, I'll get back to you guys when I've finished writing my list!!!!

Why wash - i got some giggles mate , nice work .

How about just washing your hands because you've touched something unclean in public toilets, like the door handles or the button to flush the toilet. God only knows where hands have been that touched them before you.

(#168462) Spot on why wash. I have been saying the same for years. What is it with you women? Do you suffer from penis envy?

At home or at freinds places I wash my hands every time I visit the toilet, no exceptions.

When out the only time Im gonna wash my hands after the toilet is if I have to take a dump because I back my old fella as being cleaner than the taps in the mens room. I have never passed this on to my son, but at 14 yo he has already worked this out for himself, its common sense.

When out I push open the door of the mens room with my foot (if at the dome and we are playing as usual) or forearm; I never flush the urinal, never touch the tap & open the door to exit with my left hand little finger, or if the door is already being opened, push on past without touching it.

What some women dont seem to understand is that men actually do wash their little fellas (I love washing mine a bit to much actually)and they are as clean, if not cleaner than most parts of your body and certainly more hygenic than your average virgina.

To all the women that still think guy's peckers are dirty I ask this: Do you make your man wash his pecker before sex? Well guess what; we have to wash our old fellas after sex because after the deed they are FILTHY DIRTY!

I Hope you washed your hands when finished typing your thread!

Dr Disgusting,

I found Virgina to be one of the cleaner southern states on my last trip to the U.S.

Yeah but if you keep heading south you will end up in the carolina marshland .

"I love washing mine a bit to much actually"

I wasn't doing that...I was just cleaning it and it went off!

hehehe.

who says its premature

:)

I hate it when women complain about men leaving the toilet seat up whats the point men use it up and women use it down. why arent men complaining about women leavin it down. i just dont get it. cant we all just get along

I think we have a new tagline:

Hoops.com.au - Wash your hands afterwards.

get a life.