Years ago

Asif's NBA Joke Series: Ron Artest

What did the cops shout to Ron Artest before he booked it?

FREEZE! Your under artest! (arrest)


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Hangin Round  
Years ago

I just pissed myself laughing at that one- NOT

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Years ago

Maybe if we ignore him, he will go away.

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Years ago

"Lay down or we'll throw this cup at you"?

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Curious George  
Years ago

100% gold..hehehe

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M Dizzle  
Years ago

Even if he did get arrested he could easily just plead insanity

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Years ago

Is this the same guy that had the kevin deodurant joke?

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Years ago

I love the way he puts "arrest" in the brackets at the end of the punchline. Thanks for clarifying that asif - I'm not sure I would have got it otherwise!

Here's one for you.. what do you call a good looking man from India?


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Years ago


No such thing

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Years ago

Thats a bad joke,

Even Ron would artest to that!!!


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