Years ago

Bad NBA Tattoos

I don't remember seeing this mentioned before on Hoops. ESPN has an article on bad athlete tatts, but most are from the NBA (unfortunately). Some utterly ridiculous tatts that make you wonder if the players lost a bet, or got inked after the end of season party.

Check it out.

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Years ago

ROFL best thread i've seen in a while, man all that NBA money must of screwed with their heads. They are some of the dumbest tatoo's ever, but atleast they are hilarious LOL

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Years ago

About to click on it... pretty sure Chris Anderson will feature...

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Years ago

Massive lol at Stevenson! He better change his number to 9 immediately.

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Years ago

No Birdman or Rodman either - might look around for some more bad tatts and post them

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Rodney Carney  
Years ago

"Jackson says it represents him praying that he doesn't need to use a gun again..."Damn, Stephen. Where's your commute, Fallujah?"

Haha - brilliant!!

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Moses Guthrie  
Years ago

Demon Bird Mothballs? Fell off my chair reading that one. As for Melvin Costa ..... reminds me of a Joel Garner story. He was asked at a "ladies night" if his entire body was proportional to his height. He responded, "No, man. If I was proportional, I'd be 10-foot tall." Shame about Melvin Corpuscle Costa. ;-)

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Years ago

What were these guys thinking?

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Years ago

X Stevenson cant change to 9 because of this

Worst NBA Tattoo

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Melvin Corpuscle  
Years ago

Damn you Moses ... nice shot ...
Reminds me of a convo I had with Moses discussing height:
"Hey mo, you got about, what, 7 inches on me ?"
"yeah ... and I'm taller than you too ..."

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Years ago

Oh shit B-Easy! Better make it 29 then. Lol.

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Years ago

haha he'll be so proud of that one when he's 80


it gets worse

My gift to you X, Abraham Lincoln

Even I think this is dumb and I like tattoos lol

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Years ago

the one on Kmarts back isn't bad though, and makes some sense, religious folk are always saying men are made in gods image, which would make him a man in some way... brad miller has the funniest one though

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