Matt Ryan
Years ago

Movie quotes

How mint would it be if refs and players could adopt quotes from movies while they are playing bball!

Imagine a player walks into a stadium, looks around and their team-mate says, "What are you doing? Looking for someone?" and the player responds with "No, trying to work out...who's the best!" (TOP GUN)

Or a coach and ref....
C: What happened down there ref?
R: Do you want answers or do you want the truth?
C: I want the truth!
R: You can't handle the truth!!!
(A FEW GOOD MEN)

Any other thoughts?

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skyhook  
Years ago

what about "way too much time on your hands buddy !!"
- skyhook

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Anonymous  
Years ago

some player gets a massive block on another guy and says "it's my house!! now that it is, and if you don't like it - get the f*$k out!"
Eddie Murphy - Delerious

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STIP  
Years ago

Refs using the Taxi line "You talking to me?...." would be good.

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stella artois  
Years ago

A potential coach's response to Paul Arnott trying to recruit them

"He'll keep calling me, he'll keep calling........ ok ill go, ill go, ill go.

Cameron (Ferris Buellers day off)

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Farviewer  
Years ago

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Matt Ryan  
Years ago

Variation on Apocalypse Now:

"I love the smell of metsal in the morning!"

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SKYHOOK  
Years ago

Stella artois thats GOLD .. stellar even (sorry .. had to its friday!)

Save Ferris !!!

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Matt Ryan  
Years ago

A player gets subbed off, turns around, looks at the ref and says..... "I'll be back" (TERMINATOR)

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Paul Arnott  
Years ago

Stella Artois, "you're my hero".
- Cameron (Ferris Bueller's day off)

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Dr Dunkenstein  
Years ago

in the dying seconds of a close game, when the coach turns to the star player and asks him if he can make the winning shot, he can reply

"I'll make it" (Jimmy Chitwood Hoosiers)

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Dr Dunkenstein  
Years ago

"I'll tell you what. Why don't we take all these bricks and build a shelter for the homeless, so maybe your mother will have a place to stay?" - White men can't jump.

This one is fairly self explanitory.

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Bob Hawk  
Years ago

Nathan Hawkes: What happened to Sully?
Scott Loveday: I had to let him go! (Commando)

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Matt Ryan  
Years ago

Phil Smyth to the Adelaide 36ers during contract degotiations:

"Show me the moneeeeeeeeey!" (JEERY MACGUIRE)

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Justin Wilkey considers changing clubs again...

Wilkey: 'You had me at hello' (Jerry Macguire)

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Matt Ryan  
Years ago

Coach to a kid who's hogging the ball....

C: What do you think you're doing! There's other players out there too! Do you think you're good? Who do you think you are?
Player: I'm Batman!
(BATMAN)

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Matt Ryan  
Years ago

One ref talking in the umpires room.

"Incredible! One of the worst performances of my career and they never doubted it for a second."

FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF

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Bob Hawke  
Years ago

Sully to the North bench after sinking his 8th three pointer (off the glass) to clinch the 2003 championship for the Eagles.
"Wrong Bet" (Wrong Bet, Van Dame)

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Matt Ryan  
Years ago

Parent 1: What's so good about Paul Arnott as a coach?

Parent 2: Oh, he's very popular. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.

FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF

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SKYHOOK  
Years ago

Centrals winning this weekend : "The sun even shines on a dog's ass ... anybody can win the lottery" - White Men Can't Jump


Sturt team-mates to Gower at the Dome on Sun : " Be cool b*tch .. be cool " - Pulp Fiction

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SKYHOOK  
Years ago

PANTHER against North: "At my signal .. unleash Hell! " -Gladiator

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Matt Ryan  
Years ago

Tracy consoling KB on losing Darren Ng to Sturt...

"My squadron we lost 8 of 18 aircraft. 10 men. First one dies you die too, but there will be others. You can count on that. You gotta let him go. You gotta let him go."

TOP GUN

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Vincent Vega  
Years ago

A player who's regularly having his ankles broken by a quick guard, being consoled by a team mate:

Player: "He's scoring cause you're not playing helpside!"

Team mate: "He makes you look like an ass, is what he does"

Ed. Rooney's secretary (Ferris Bueller's Day Off)

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just me  
Years ago

"i get out but they keep pulling me back in" godfather 6 man of the year

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Matt Ryan  
Years ago

Coach to his kids:

"If you put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything."

BACK TO THE FUTURE

(PS. I know it's corny...I just wanted to be the first to quote BTTF!)

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Matt Ryan  
Years ago

After the 24 second shot clock goes off, a coach yells to his players, "You got no concept of time!" - Dr Emmett Brown, BTTF

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SKYHOOK  
Years ago

On Newley returning this week .. all other teams " Be afraid ... be very afraid .. " - The Fly


Oscar Forman talking to the Norwood boys about Darren Ng ... "say hello to my little friend " - Tony Montana in Scarface



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thedoctor  
Years ago

Shane Crothers and Joe Mencel discussing ABL season while playing NBA Live.

SC - "Aren't you a little young for the ABL?"

JM - "Aren't you a little old for video games?"

Bloodsport - Van Damme's crowning glory

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Manute Bol  
Years ago

Dixy after blocking some poor rookie into the stands.

"Your Luggage" (Eraser)

The rookie's response "Pardon my french but you're an arsehole" (Ed Rooney)

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Stella Artois  
Years ago

A player getting subbed off in the dying seconds of a close game

"But Censai i can beat this guy"

Karate Kid

Any of John Culbertson's teammates

"Put him in a body bag Johnny, yeah"

Karate KId

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thedoctor  
Years ago

Bob Hunnerup polishing the floors at Pt Adelaide:

"Wax on....wax off....wax on....wax off."

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yogee  
Years ago

The Warriors to anyone who has written them off for the season:

"tell 'im he's dreamin'"

- Michael Caton in The Castle

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Dr Dunkenstein  
Years ago

If a coach or player starts getting fiery with a ref, the ref could reply (in a thick british accent)

"Chill Winston" - Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.

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Dr Dunkenstein  
Years ago

or if a coach/player is questioning whether the ref saw an incident he could lead the conversation:

Ref: Have you seen everything?
Coach: Yes, i have
Ref: "Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?"
Coach: "No."
Ref: "Then you haven't seen everything!!!"

- Team America

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Dr Dunkenstein  
Years ago

A player is not trying out on the court, clearly lacking team spirit and enthusiasm, at a time out the coach sprays the player to which the player replies

"Frankly my dear, i dont give a damn" Gone with the wind

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Dave  
Years ago

a ref talking to an uphimself player...

R:what, you think your s**t don't stink?

P: no i don't.... well yes it does..i mean

-Ben Stiller, Something about Mary

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yogee  
Years ago

Coach to a team getting hammered on court :

"your playing like a bunch of retards trying to f*** a doorknob"

Rip Torn as the Coach in Dodgeball.

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Matt Ryan  
Years ago

Offensive player fights back after being hand-checked all the way down the court:

"Get your paws off me you dirty ape!"
PLANET OF THE APES

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Matt Ryan  
Years ago

REF: That's five fouls!
PLAYER: Surely you can't be serious.
REF: I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.

Leslie Nielsen - AIRPLANE

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Matt Ryan  
Years ago

Ref talking it up to tight full court defense:

"Get away from her, you bitch!"

ALIENS

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Matt Ryan  
Years ago

Paul Arnott's philosphy on how to get new coaches:

"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse."

GODFATHER

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Matt Ryan  
Years ago

PLAYER 1: We're done for. It's over!
PLAYER 2: Over? Did you say "over?" Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!

ANIMAL HOUSE

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Matt Ryan  
Years ago

REF 1: I don't wanna be out here.
REF 2: Then close your eyes and tap your heels together three times. And think to yourself, 'There's no place like home'.

WIZARD OF OZ

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Matt Ryan  
Years ago

Player celebrating hitting the winning free-throw:

"Yippie kay-yay, mother@#!%er."

DIE HARD

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Isaac  
Years ago

I see you've discovered your calling in life, Mr Ryan.

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Blue Collar  
Years ago

Here's one for you Matt.

From all the forum posters getting sick of you dribbling crap on this thread...

'You are a (*&#(&# ugly #$#$# I want to stab to death and then play around with your blood.'

Patrick Bateman - American Psycho.

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SKYHOOK  
Years ago

To an import who is having a bad shooting night ...

" It's the American sh*t who plays with BRICKS ! " - Random angry guy (BLOODSPORT)

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Dave  
Years ago

player1: was it necessary for you to take that shot?

player2: Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but I do it anyway because its sterile and i like the taste

Dodgeball

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SKYHOOK  
Years ago

Dave ...

You are a very scary individual .

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Dave  
Years ago

agreed

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Anonymous  
Years ago

Coach to a new player:

Coach: What's your name?
Player: Well, my name is Jim, but most people call me..........Jim.

(Blazing Saddles)

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Matt Ryan  
Years ago

Player at the foul line, down by 1 with 0.5 sec remaining in the grand final....

Player 1: "Can you do it?"
Player 2: "See that?" (holding his left hand to him)
Player 1: "Steady as a rock."
Player 2: "Yeah... but this is my shooting hand." (right hand shaking like crazy)


Now's there's a BLAZING SADDLES quote

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Isaac  
Years ago

test

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sweet  
Years ago

player hits a nice shot
runs down the cort with his hand still up saying
"its pretty, its so pretty"


white men cant jump

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spectator to a player after the game -
"Excuse me, is your refrigerator running?
Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually." --familyguy

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Anonymous  
Years ago

'These are sean johns, so i gotta get my swang on'

Love dont cost a thing

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Dr Bullshit  
Years ago

Coach after losing the game on the buzzer.

"F***ing Chuck Norris"
-Dodgeball

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MELHOOPS  
Years ago

Defender after his man hits the winning shot.

"You F#*@ing Cockroach"

-Scarface

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Pickles Housemate  
Years ago

How about Church Basketballers telling the doorlady:

"We're on a mission from God"

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Persephone  
Years ago

i need help with a quote. my friend needs it for some scavenger hunt or something. she came to me, but its so vague i cant seem to pin it.
"Well played 'blank', well played."
It could be from anything, but i think its recent. I thought it might be Dodgeball or something, but it could be another slapstick like that. Ring a bell for anyone?

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MW  
Years ago

"I'm too old for this shit" - any 36ers player
(Danny Glover from Lethal Weapon)

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DB5  
Years ago

I am sure that I heard that quote on Blankety Blanks once...

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So many out of lockstock and 2 smoking barrels:

Rory Breaker: If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain't the kinda pussy to drink it.

Rory Breaker: If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya.

[Discussing their careers as marijuana growers]
J: I've a strong suspicion we should have been rocket scientists, or Nobel Peace Prize winners or something.

"Hatchet" Harry: You must be Eddie, J.D.'s son.
Eddie: Yeah. You must be Harry. Sorry, didn't know your father.
"Hatchet" Harry: Never mind son, you just might meet him if you carry on like that.

Bacon: Harry didn't think that he did a very good job, so he grabbed the nearest thing to hand, which just so happened to be a 15 inch black rubber cock, and proceeded to beat poor old Smithy to death with. And that was seen as a nice way to go. Now, that, is why you pay Hatchet Harry, when you owe.

Barry the Baptist: When you dance with the devil, you wait for the song to stop.

Tom: Listen to this one then; you open a company called the Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club. You take an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos, sell it a bit with, er... I dunno, "does what no other dildo can do until now", latest and greatest in sexual technology. Guaranteed results or money back, all that bollocks. These dills cost twenty-five each; a snip for all the pleasure they are going to give the recipients. They send a cheque to the company name, nothing offensive, er, Bobbie's Bits or something, for twenty-five. You put these in the bank for two weeks and let them clear. Now this is the clever bit. Then you send back the cheques for twenty-five pounds from the real company name, Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club, saying sorry, we couldn't get the supply from America, they have sold out. Now you see how many of the people cash those cheques; not a single soul, because who wants his bank manager to know he tickles arses when he is not paying in cheques!

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Oh and keeping in context of the subject:

Rory Breaker: If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain't the kinda pussy to drink it.

"A coaches reply to an import that wants to be recruited, promising the world."


Rory Breaker: If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya.

"A treasurer questioning the Vice President over the missapropriation of funds."

J: I've a strong suspicion we should have been rocket scientists, or Nobel Peace Prize winners or something.

"A team after the winning the ABL NAtional Title."


"Hatchet" Harry: You must be Eddie, J.D.'s son.
Eddie: Yeah. You must be Harry. Sorry, didn't know your father.
"Hatchet" Harry: Never mind son, you just might meet him if you carry on like that.

"Hatchet is a 15 yr veteran, Eddie is a 1st year rookie."



Bacon: Harry didn't think that he did a very good job, so he grabbed the nearest thing to hand, which just so happened to be a 15 inch black rubber cock, and proceeded to beat poor old Smithy to death with. And that was seen as a nice way to go. Now, that, is why you pay Hatchet Harry, when you owe.

"Harry is Bobby Knight."

Barry the Baptist: When you dance with the devil, you wait for the song to stop.

"A Div 2 team playing out of their depth, when they should be in Div 4."


Tom: Listen to this one then; you open a company called the Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club. You take an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos, sell it a bit with, er... I dunno, "does what no other dildo can do until now", latest and greatest in sexual technology. Guaranteed results or money back, all that bollocks. These dills cost twenty-five each; a snip for all the pleasure they are going to give the recipients. They send a cheque to the company name, nothing offensive, er, Bobbie's Bits or something, for twenty-five. You put these in the bank for two weeks and let them clear. Now this is the clever bit. Then you send back the cheques for twenty-five pounds from the real company name, Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club, saying sorry, we couldn't get the supply from America, they have sold out. Now you see how many of the people cash those cheques; not a single soul, because who wants his bank manager to know he tickles arses when he is not paying in cheques!

"just something professional bench players do to make some money."

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no one  
Years ago

i think the "Well played" quote is from Anchorman

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