Best referee lines
What's the best or funniest line you’ve heard from a referee?
I recall a ref being repeatedly asked by a coach, "How long?" when said coach was looking for a 3 sec call.
Ref responded by looking inside his pants and answering, “about 10 inches.”
Another game the team on D was calling low (and high) cuts. Ref joined in, singing “Swing low, sweet chariot...”
Lines like these show good communication skills. Always a good sign in a ref in any sport.