Two years ago
Cats v United Dec 21
Match of the day follows on once they have mopped the blood off the floor in Brisbane.
No matter how good Sydney have been this year, there has always been one team yapping at their heals. While United have been yapping, the Cats have been quietly in the shadows like a ninja ready to pounce. Biding their time for the final round.
United are a star studded as a Hollywood super hero film, but Bryce Cotton has got the glove of Thanos. Let's not forget Damian "Ajax" Martin - I'm looking for Francis. While United fly their super hero jet across the Nullarbor hoping to save the world, they must do so in front of 15,000 crazy fans looking for a Christmas gift.
Perth at home either win by 15 points, or flunk out by 15 points. School's out for summer, school's out forever. No flunk today, Principal Bevo to issue A+ grades, Perth by 15.