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Two months ago

Players that never look cool vol. 2

The no highlights, no swagger boys are back. These guys make bball look uncool.

David Barlow (c)
Clint Steindl (vc)
Kevin White
Shae Ili
Mitch Norton
Matt Hodgson
Tom Vodanovich
Sam McDaniel
Reuben Te Rangi
Dane Pineau
Brandon Teys

Kenny has graduated out of the team. He's more of a bogan now.

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Yinka Dare  
Two months ago

Surely pinder is in this with his current hair.

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Suxxer Fan  
Two months ago

Pinder either channeling Snow White or Lambs Testicles. Neither are koool.

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Perthworld  
Two months ago

Good list but I'd add Wagstaff to it.

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Triple Sixxxers  
Two months ago

Hodgson dunks... pretty much that's all he does. Dunking looks cool.

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Perth fan.  
Two months ago

Teys should be captain. Dude looks 40.

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Anonymous  
Two months ago

Why is Steindl so pasty? Does the MFer never go outside?

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Lovebroker  
Two months ago

Barlow does a pretty good job of grooming, better than most.

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Perth fan.  
Two months ago

Pinder must be included.
Cadee an honorable mention

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FSTOS  
Two months ago

Surely AJ is captain based on his beard.

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Perthworld  
Two months ago

When Wagstaff missed that last second layup, and made it onto ESPN SportsCenter's worst plays, the anchor was too busy making fun of his neck beard to talk about the miss.

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FSTOS  
Two months ago

If you put the bottom half of Wagstaff's beard together with AJ's face beard that does not grow in the shade under his chin you would probably have something that resembles a half decent beard.

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Triple Sixxxers  
Two months ago

Yeah, Barlow looks like he goes to the barber every few days and always has some product on hand for his noggin - his play may scream 'NEVER COOL', but his look is quite the opposite. You know that guy is hitting up trending alleyway coffee shops. Todd Blanchfield is the Never Cool Dave Barlow.

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Anonymous  
Two months ago

Is this even a serious topic? WTF!"When Wagstaff missed that last second layup,..." He proved he was a dick. That's all.

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Perth fan.  
Two months ago

All topics posted are important.
Lamest tattoos are planned for the future.

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Anonymous  
Two months ago

You post 50 times too much Perth fan.

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Perth fan.  
Two months ago

Thank you xxx

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Anonymous  
Two months ago

Wagstaff's neck beard not even in the same league as Steindl’s, plus that guy looks gangly AF. DJohnson must be considered too, looks like spastic whenever he complains about not getting a foul call. Gleason to coach the not cool team.

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Perthworld  
Two months ago

Add Jason Cadee to the list.

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Anonymous  
Two months ago

How is Jervis not here?!?

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Perth fan.  
Two months ago

Hi Perthworld. I had Cadee listed as an honorable mention.

Gleeson or Henry as coach and assistant.

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Anonymous  
Two months ago

Historically never looked cool: Matt knight and his shit Japanese tattoos

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Perthworld  
Two months ago

Perth fan - I see it now, good choice.

Re: coaches I suggest Gleeson and Simon Mitchell as assistant.

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Anonymous  
Two months ago

#794 No, it's not serious you dumb phuck. It's funny. Go and study your spreadsheets nerd.

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Anonymous  
Two months ago

Oh yeah Matt Knight is a good call. Poor tattoos, hair like a sheep that needs shearing, T-shirt under the singlet. He ticks a lot of uncool boxes.

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Anonymous  
Two months ago

Sobeys tatts are the worst
Kyle adnam

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AussiePride  
Two months ago

Sobey's too athletic to be uncool even with those tatts. I am voting for 'Dead Man' Dave Barlow aka 'The Corpse' for captain of this team of misfits.

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Anonymous  
Two months ago

Mollers white guy dreads

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Perthworld  
Two months ago

Krslovic from Cairns.

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Crunch  
Two months ago

Anyone who wears a T-shirt's under their playing top. Isaac Humphries.

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Perth fan.  
Two months ago

Shane Heal as commentator.

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ME  
Two months ago

Every team seems to have one or two. Brendan Teys is an obvious selection that springs to mind. Reuben Te Rangi and his Kim Jong Un hair cut. Most kiwis in the league are shamefully uncool. Blanchfield has the world's most uncool last name. Not sure why everyone is sleeping on "Cammy" Gliddon's staunch uncoolness either. A lot of uncool guys on the Phoenix.

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Jick  
Two months ago

Yeh Gliddon should go in for that wispy moustache and calling himself Cammy.

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Anonymous  
Last month

Great thread. Welcome back to year 10. No, you can't be in the cool group. But... can your ask that girl out for me? Hoops. Where busting your arse to scrape a living playing ball isn't enough to save you from childish comments.

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Anonymous  
Last month

What about past players ? Ben Knight notching his 400th game when he couldn't barely walk was uncool!!
I'd have Pinder on this current list. Not sure why he needs to bring unnecesary attention to himself?

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Crunch  
Last month

Delly??

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Josh Garlepp  
Last month

Surely Mitch Creek is in there - trying way too hard to look cool

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Josh Garlepp  
Last month

Throw Adnam in there too, looks like a 12 yr old waiting for a game at Timezone.

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