Two weeks ago
MOTD: Perth v Melbourne June 4
Well......what a game for a Friday night. Perth Stadium should be packed fuller than the cupboard of a toilet paper hoarder. A Perf win could see them potentially steal top spot. A Melbourne win means they are Minor Premiers. No Cotton, so all Perf players need to be like midgets at a urinal - step up.
Perf will be tickled Pink with a win, especially in this their fourth annual pink game.
The presence of Melbourne has made the court "dirty", but hey you know what they say about Melbourne being the @ of Australia. They will need their soy lattes tonight!
Some classic matchups should get fans of all clubs salivating like a Pavlov dog. Number 1 Billing is Landale v Mooney. Mmmm... like showing donuts to Homer Simpson.
Overall, it could be a flopfest between CG43 and the rest of the Floppycats, but this will be no easy win for either team.
My Kiss of Death must go to United. If they think they are Premiership material you need to win in Perth, otherwise you might as well just be playing paper toss with Andrew Gaze for a Sportsbet advert.