52-Cans
Years ago

Random Joke

Yo momma's so fat,
she can't stay on a basketball court for three seconds without getting called for a key violation.

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Matt Ryan  
Years ago

Your momma's so fat that she eat both Jenny AND Craig!

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BeeCee  
Years ago

yo mama so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck!!

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BeeCee  
Years ago

yo mama so fat, her belt size is "Equator"

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BeeCee  
Years ago

yo mama so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.

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BeeCee  
Years ago

yo mama so ugly, her, whoopie goldberg and patrick ewing were playing in the rain and were called "Gorillas in the Mist"

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your mum...

oh yeah i grew out of those jokes in year 6

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D Brent  
Years ago

lets just get off mamma's gorilla, because i just got off yours. sorry couldn't resist!!

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anon  
Years ago

are you in Australia??????
no mama, no you. think about it!!!!!

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brad  
Years ago

thats sum random shit fellas...ohwell randdom is always good.... do your jokes reflect ur jokesjump shots ahahaha

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billo  
Years ago

Ronaldo's so fat he's not as good as he used to be and should have been substituted sooner.

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^^ now that's funny!

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Anonymous  
Years ago

Your mamas so poor, she was kicking a can down the street and I asked "What are you doin" she said "Moving"

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Aloha  
Years ago

yo momma's so fat that she had to iron her pants on the driveway!!!

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MW  
Years ago

Your mommas so old she got told to act her age and the bitch dropped dead

Your mommas teeth are so yellow she could butter a whole loaf of bread

(White Men Can't Jump...great movie!)

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Anonymous  
Years ago

your mummas so fat that the last time somebody she got honked by somebody was when she got hit by a train!

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Dr Bullshit  
Years ago

yo mum is so slow it took her two hours to watch 60 minutes.

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lockstock  
Years ago

your mumma's so fat, when she go to the beach, all the whales start jumping out the water singing 'we are family'

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lockstock  
Years ago

your mumma's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she just look at the menu and go 'OK'

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Anonymous  
Years ago

yo mama so old she fart dust!

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Anonymous  
Years ago

yo mummas so stupid she got hit by a parked car.



yo mummas so fat she fell over cut her leg and gravy poured out

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VC fan  
Years ago

yo mummas so fat she got baptised at seaworld!

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VC fan  
Years ago

yo mummas so ugly, the price she charges for a screw rivals that of bunnings!





HAHA, i made that one up myself, it takes a little bit of thinking, but funny when you get it!

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myob  
Years ago

you mums so tall she tripped on a rock and hit her head on the wall

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myob  
Years ago

you mums so tall she tripped on a rock and hit her head on the moon

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myob  
Years ago

your mommas so tall that when she stands up she hits her head on pluto.

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myob  
Years ago

your mummas so ugly she went to the zoo and all the animals took photos

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myob  
Years ago

your mummas so ugly she threw a boomerang and it never came back

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myob  
Years ago

your mummas so fat she looks for instructions on how to make toast

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myob  
Years ago

your mummas glasses are so thick when she looks at a map she sees people waving

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myob  
Years ago

your mummas so fat when she wakes up causes a solar eclipse

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52-Cans  
Years ago

ROFL man some of those jokes don't make sense myob lol.
I'm proud my thread is still going after all these years :)

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bianca  
Years ago

UR MOMMA'S SO DUMB SHE SAT ON THE TV AND WATCHED THE COUCH...

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tiayna  
Years ago

ur momma is so fat that when she walked out of the house with a yellow coat on, someone yelled out TAXI...

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bianca  
Years ago

ur momma is sooooooooooo fat that wehen she was laying on the beach green peace came along to try and push her back in the ocean...

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wateva  
Years ago

yo momma so fat she got a real penguin on her polo top

yo momma so fat when she sat on a rainbow skittles popped out

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Justin  
Years ago

How do u kno what time it is at the Neverland Ranch??? "When the big hand touches the little hand"

Now thats fuckin funny!!!!!

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Justin  
Years ago

How does Micheal Jackson pick his nose???? "From a catalog"



LOL pleeze comment on my jokez!!

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Justin  
Years ago

Ur mom is SOOO fat she cut herself and started bleeding Ragu tomato sauce!!

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Justin  
Years ago

Ur mom is SOOO fat she cut herself and started bleeding Ragu tomato sauce!!

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Justin  
Years ago

Ur mom is so fat she cut her leg and gravy popped out!!!

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Justin  
Years ago

Ur mom is so stupid she hit by a parked car!!!

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Katie  
Years ago

How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Stupid, Californians don't screw in lightbulbs. They screw in hot tubs.

How many Bill Clintons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, he only screws his interns.

How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they prefer to bitch in the dark.

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billo  
Years ago

Justin is so stupid he writes 6 jokes in a row that are not funny.

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....  
Years ago

yo mamas ass is so fat, that when she sits down shes taller

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Phizzer  
Years ago

billo is so funny..... well, he's just funny.

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Matt Ryan  
Years ago

A man goes to a fancy dress party just wearing a pair of denim jeans.

A woman walks up to him and asks, "So, what are you supposed to be?"

The man answers, "I'm PRE-MATURE EJACULATION."

The woman looks perturbed and says, "How is that PRE-MATURE EJACULATION??"

The man replies, "Well...I just came in my pants!"

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husain murry  
Years ago

ya mammas so fat that when she had a swim the wale got gelos

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