Libertine
Years ago

Promotion/Relegation (...and Chuck Norris)

Given the latest banter on the forum, has promotion/relegation become the the new Chuck Norris? Or is it just the solution to everything?

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
My favourites include:

Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.

I can't think of promo/releg equivalents, I just noticed it posted on the forum about 5 times (well it was mentioned in the last 3 posts I read as a spoof.

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Mott the Hoople  
Years ago

Promotion/relegation has been touted as a cure for the common cold?

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Phizzer  
Years ago

Promotion/relegation is the THE best pump up song.

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Rex Hunt  
Years ago

Promotion/Relegation can solve the Boomers crisis

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olskoolgamer  
Years ago

My car has been converted to run on Promotion/Relegation.

Could solve the oil crisis.

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Anonymous  
Years ago

I have heard the UN has been speaking to somebody regarding Promotion/Relegation. They are looking to use it as a form of peace treaty between Hezbollah and Israel.

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Sturty6ers  
Years ago

A new game show:

'Promotion or Relegation'

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VC fan  
Years ago

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.

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VC fan  
Years ago

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 minutes

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VC fan  
Years ago

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer

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3  
Years ago

Chuck Norris is your father.

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DB5  
Years ago

Chuck Norris is currently suing the producers of NBC claiming that Law and Order are trademark names for his left and right legs.

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olskoolgamer  
Years ago

Chuck Norris supports Promotion/Relegation.

So you damn well better too.

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Libertine  
Years ago

Promotion/Relegation doesn't wear a bodysuit.

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Anonymous  
Years ago

chuck norris eats shit for breakfast

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Sturty6ers  
Years ago

Chuck Norris eats Razor Wire and Pisses Napalm.

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Anonymous  
Years ago

Promotion/Relegation is Chuck Norris' finishing move!

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