yogee
Years ago

NH : Ashes Jokes

Whats the definition of optimism?

An English batsman putting on sunscreen

What do you call an English cricketer with 100 runs to his name?

A bowler

What do Michael Jackson and Geraint Jones have in common?

They both wear gloves for no apparent reason.

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Sturty6ers  
Years ago

What did Flintoff give Ponting for Christmas?

The Ashes

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yogee  
Years ago

Whats been the best display of footwork from the English batsmen?

The walk back to the pavillion.

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Nick  
Years ago

What does Ashley Giles put in his hands to make sure the next ball almost always takes a wicket?

A bat.


What would Glen McGrath be if he was an Englishman?

An allrounder.


What does "Ashes" stand for?

Another Sad Horrific English Series.


What's the English version of LBW?Lost, Beaten, Walloped.

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