Hmmm...I was hoping for some fun here
Sabres giant camera flash ($199)
Ideal for throwing off competition at the free throw line...
Flames photo development (19.99 per print)
each print contains a small mirror so vain coaches can see their own face in every picture
Lions camera insurance (carton of beer/claim)
specialising in stolen camera claims
Tigers camera for kids (cost: sell your future for the present)
fancy at the top but no insides and certainly no development
Eagles digital memory cards (screw you we are forestville)
all the best in pictures used to be here but now they ARNOTT
Panthers tripods (free if you promise not to go to southern)
special for club members too lazy to hold a camera
Warriors camera recycling (keeping players locked in the basement of the dome since 2000)
taking all the garbage not wanted by other camera accessory groups
Oh the good fun of it all