Bo Hamburger
Years ago

Pigs sign...someone, anyone

Those demonically active off-season recruiters the Razorbacks have finally signed an import.

His name is Justin Bailey, which isn't going to scare anyone. I suggest he modify his name to one of the following if he's going to last in this league:

a) JR Bailey
b) JaRon Bailey
c) Jay Bailey
d) Bustin Jailey

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DB5  
Years ago

Gold Bo!
Pigs say, "we have opted for a mature point guard with a wealth of experience" ....
What the? He has never averaged over 4 assists per...
Surely someone with better averages AND a better name for Bo to take the piss out of could be found.....

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Bo Hamburger  
Years ago

In a nod to a certain forum identity, I was also going to suggest:

e) J-Bags Bailey

but thought better of it.

According to that same story, one of his former teams has the name Nuova Pallacanestro Pavia: by the time the commentators told you that all 11 syllables of NPP were on offense, they'd be back on defense again.

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