Will his arse take residency in the North or South island??

He'll use his arse to float across the Tasman.

His arse could well become a connector for the 2 islands, basically making the ferry a joy ride for tourists instead of a way of commuting between north and south and vice versan

So, driving up towards the ferry, it will look like a huge crack in the road then....

NZ not afraid to throw some dollars around it seems

They don't really have any other option. Best to give it a shot ASAP rather than end up in the trouble the Hawks are going to have.

didn't bear make nz the biggest loser

This is a totally random comment but a mate calls taking a dump in the ocean an "Aqua Bear" - no idea why. So we always delighted in calling Tony the "Aqua Bear"

As I said - totally random.

DB - I'd hate to know how many tubes of Selley's No More Gaps would be used to fix that one up.

lol, even Dave the Cricket couldn't fix that one!

SVD - my mate calls the post-drinking-session-and-a-yiros dump a Magna. I have no idea why, but it does sound rather appropriate.

is that ronaldson in the latest john west ad trying to catch salmon

Why does everyone put him down ? Hs butt might me big but he has got game and has had so for ages.

if he plays the 2 seasons injury free he will pass gazes games record :P

SVD, in some cicles going for a bear means going to take a dump. If you go at a place outside your home it's known as an "away bear", if you return to your stool (no pun intended) at the pub 10 minutes after leaving it you can expect to be asked "did you just go for a pub bear?" A pub bear is always a last resort.

I was on a camping trip a few years back, soon enough the topic having to go and dig a hole was brought up, the merits of going during the day (hot, flies, threat of people seeing you) vs the tranquility of going at night (cool, moonlight glow, at one with nature). Anyway, 20 minutes later the song Night Bear was written. It's a little lifeless without the guitar backing it up but the words go a little something like this:

Night Bear
Ohhh Night Bear
It's big and it's brown and it's under the ground
Bight Bear

Night Bear
Ohhh Night Bear
He's been waiting all day just to come out and play
Night Bear

Night Bear
Ohhh Night Bear
He's been waiting around for the sun to go down
Night Bear

Night Bear
Ohhh Night Bear
He's big and he's brown and he's under the ground
He's been waiting all day just to come out and play
He's been waigin around for the sun to go down
When you're lying in bed he'll poke out his head
Nightmare.

I hope it's a typo!

Billo, thanks for sharing...

So basically we all agree that Ronaldson is a turd

Billo, that's awesome. Is it sung to a well known tune?

I still loved "You Owe Me Food".

nice work guys laughter all round .
billo , i hear if it as really big night bear it is said to be "delivering a baby shaq" .

That's it - my mission for the rest of the month is to turn every thread into a conversation about number #2s

SVD - everyone will get shitty if you do that.

I don't want to poo-poo that idea, but we're going to have to can it.

Ok lads - I get it, I get it - I will ... dump ... that idea

Thank you, thank you ... I will be here all week

I knew some of you were full of shit

What's a drop bear then????

phew..heavy reading here..Im pooped :)

Hopefully this works out for Ronaldson and the Breakers. They need a defensive presence, they need a bit more reliability from outside and they need some leadership in case Henare doesn't stay - Ronaldson fits the bill IMO.

I think he will offer more offcourt leadership to a young bunch. Dont expect to many minutes played or big stats, but the breakers are in a such a need of a vocal veteran. Surely they now have one in Ronaldson!

Anon #124052, yeah, it was a typo, I in no way condone the act of taking a bite out of a bear.

Phiz, I'll play it to you some time, the tune is original but uses the classic chords of Am, G, F and E.

TR - a drop bear is where you dig a hole underneath a log or a sturdy tree branch and use the log as your seat. It's so much more luxurious than the common squat favoured by most amateur outdoorsmen.

Is it disturbing that I've taken it upon myself to be the forum's resident faeces expert?

billo, change your handle to scatman....

no

billo if u are camping by a river or seaside its called "dropping the kids off at the pool"