If the court was end to end, over 1500 metres the Sixers would be World Champions...
If the court was end to end, under Hydroponic Lights the Sixers wouldn't be World Champions, but who gives a rats...
If the court was end to end, with the Grandstand in Victoria Park it would come up 73 metres short...
If the court was end to end, with victims of serial killers...Adelaide would be world champions...
If the court was full of 12,908 kids from the age of 2 months to 8 years it would be an average ABC Centre...
If the court was staged to be a Police Concert we would still be an association...
If the court was staged to be a Christian purging centre...basketball would be played on a Saturdays...by athesists...
If the court was the start of the Red Frogs and all Chocolate Donuts sold at all BASA venues, over the last 30 years, it would reach Adelaide to the Moon 5,789,093 times...
If the court had as much publicity as the Sixers Corner(its on port Rd) we might not be going so bad...