Semi 3: Sixers v Tigers
The Last Hurrah for One
Well Poindexters, what an interesting little tustle this will be with the winner going toe to toe against mighty Perf. All NBL fans knew this series would be tight. The NBL has been tighter than a small hat on a Perth fan's head all year. It only takes one mistake and you’re out!
The Sixers will be without Ervin and this just means someone else will stand up. In game 2 Teys played like a man possessed for the Sixers, who will it be this game? Game 2 was all about Bubbles and what a game he played knocking down impossible shots. Can anyone tell me where "bubbles" came from? The big question jumping out of my mind, “Has Goulding ever met Michael Jackson?” I googled “bubbles” and didn’t like what came up.
The Ervin incident might just be a turning point in this series and I expect the refs will watch proceedings in game 3 like Madge Hopkins from her lounge room window and be all over everything like drag queens at a 50% off Boxing Day wig sale.
Over the last few years I have dreamed of such wonderful things like sailing around the world with Alby Mangels and a crew of Sweedish backpackers, trekking through the Amazon with Bear Grylls eating crocodile and pirahna, living with the gorillas, and utlimately seeing the Sixers play off in a Grand Final Series. I found out that Alby snores, Bear farts, and gorillas smell.
The Perth Pussycats have eagerly positioned themselves as the bad guys with Darth Martin and Darth Floppy cruely slaughtering the peaceful Hawks without mercy. Now, is the time for a hero to rise, for the Sixers to face the evil. We love our Tiger meat well done and the huge slabs of Tiger meat on offer take time to cook well so I am glad it has gone to a third game.
Do your fans proud you Sixers, gently ease the Tigers out of their misery so you can head west and face the those pesky Wildcats. After this game is Perf vs The Rest of the World.