New Zealand v Cairns Nov 9
Cairns in more strife than a politician with his hand down the dress of a reporter. Bottom of the table and in real need of a win this game as they are in Melbourne on Sunday, lest they forget.
New Zealand are chirpier than Oscar Forman on the commentary team after knocking off the Sixers last home game and should be seeking to press home their advantage before a Sunday night dust up in Brisbane.
Cairns drew first blood against a hapless Brisbane in round 1 in the battle of the banana benders, but since then have been on a 0-4 slide. It's a slippery slope. Still, could be worse, you could be called up as models in a First Ever TV advert.
I reckon they'll be 0-5 after tonight. Mamma Mia! Captain Abba to lead his band of Super Troupers to victory by about 10... or so… The winner takes it all.