2008 thread titles prediction thread

It's a New Year, so it's prognostication time: what thread titles would forumgoers like to see this year? Points lost for unoriginality ('Smyth sacked', 'Bring back Chappell' etc).

I'll start:

'Sixers bust cap; demoted to last'

'David Cooper's new toupee: thoughts?'

'Groves replaces Harmison as NBL CEO'

'Pics of Sixer Girls' new transparent uniforms'

'Which NBL player has the most famous Facebook friend?'

Winner gets life-sized replica wedding cake of themselves.

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Isaac
Years ago

'Hellsong as league logo Smith sings'

'Kings Castle: Rick to D8, Goorj concedes'

'Din as Ninnis in as beginner'

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Bo Hamburger
Years ago

The good news, Isaac, is that you're currently winning the race for the cake.

I'm also paying 'Hellsong' and the chess analogy. Nice.

Here's another one I came up with but could be a little long:

'Ninja changes first name to Daz to ensure shortest NBL name ahead of Ebi Ere'

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Statman
Years ago

"Joyce Junior takes out league MVP"

"From washroom to GM - The DDFan story"

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skink
Years ago

'Heal gets the hammer,lauren jackson to take over'

'newly returns home in time for play off run'(dreaming)

'Phil calls a time out'

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Mantis
Years ago

"Ref makes correct call - league to investigate"

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me
Years ago

season 07/08...Rats announce departure date

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Joe M
Years ago

'Hell has no fury like a Heal sacked; Timms to take over with head job'

'Bullets fired as Brisbane lose the plot groves to return fire'

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Anonymous
Years ago

'Scapegoats evaporate, Smyth excused, GOAT signed'

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Joe M
Years ago

Smyth goes medieval on a few hoops SA forum users.

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Bo Hamburger
Years ago

'Son of Joyce fathers boy; SoSoJ will come off Blaze bench for 08/09'

'Goorjian: "12th isn't bad; we deserve a medal thang for how hard we played".'

'NBA new leaf for new, lean Newley'

'Marino has trans-gender operation; picks self in Lightning'

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Dr Evil
Years ago

Boy Goorj = Boring Basketball

Stacker signals change at sixers

Newley signs with Houston

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Chesty La Rue
Years ago

"Isaac buys 2nd Adelaide NBL Franchise"

"Adelaide Isaacers name's Maher as first coach"

"Pre-season shock! Isaacers beat Sixers in Millicent"

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XY
Years ago

What would be a shock is if the Sixers DIDN'T lose first up to a new franchise.

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Pasadena 80
Years ago

"Isaac buys 2nd Adelaide Ferrari"

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EC
Years ago

3 refs enter court wearing dunce's caps.

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hoops.com
Years ago

"MVP Ebi Ere severely crashes hummer, and is out for the season"

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DDFan
Years ago

Posted by Statman:

"From washroom to GM - The DDFan story"

Gotta pay that. : )
but how about:

"From washroom to Boardroom - The DDFan story"

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Dr Bullshit
Years ago

Id say more like "From annoying drunk fan to HoopsSA whipping boy" The DDFan story.

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DDfanless
Years ago

From the "Penthouse to the Outhouse." HoopSa quality drops as DDfan decides to make over 170 pointless posts as a crazy man in December and with no comedy. Although he thinks he is funny.
Two words
F//k Off nerdy loser.

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who
Years ago

Dumb and Dumber
Jxxn Dx
Lxxxxxxe Fxn

Fill in the gaps.

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skink
Years ago

issacers sign oscar for record deal

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Isaac
Years ago

No way, he can't sing.

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