garyablett
Years ago

Can Ben Melmeth make the NBA?

with his height and talent surely nba clubs are looking at melmeth as a free agent. can play back to the starting centres or start at seattle etc.

would be aloss for blaze but he will be in the best league of all. will be very suprised if hes not there next season.

whats everyone reckon??

Topic #14443 | Report this topic


MW  
Years ago

LMAO

Reply #170075 | Report this post


billups 1  
Years ago

hahahahhahah

Reply #170079 | Report this post


Isaac  
Years ago

Five things that would need to happen for Ben Melmeth to make the NBA:

  1. a mystery disease kills every person in the United States over 6'5"
  2. a science experiment gone wrong makes him about 10 times as good as he is now
  3. the NBA adds 40 new teams in a series of public lotteries
  4. his mum wins one of the lottery teams
  5. he agrees to play in exchange only for a lasagne from mum every second day


More seriously, I think (based on your topic yesterday under another name) that you need to either visit a hospital or quit being a clown!

Reply #170081 | Report this post


garyablett  
Years ago

no way thats insulting to the man. he is a gun, and if not nba next year where i reckon he should go, he will be with a top euro club.

Reply #170082 | Report this post


The_Champ33  
Years ago

I doubt it mate. hahahahaha!
Maybe he'll prove me wrong.

Reply #170083 | Report this post


rotate on this  
Years ago

Lovely work Isaac , i think he could sneak in if 4 of the 5 things occurred .

garyablett "no way thats insulting to the man. he is a gun, and if not nba next year where i reckon he should go, he will be with a top euro club."

translation "no way thats insulting to me man. i am a loose cannon , and if not glenside next year where we reckon i should go, i will be with a top euro institution .

Reply #170084 | Report this post


Isaac  
Years ago

The author of this, the Dench "rumour" and another now-deleted topic has had a date with Bill Russell...

Reply #170086 | Report this post


DJ  
Years ago

Keeping us all amused, good to see.

Reply #170088 | Report this post


Anonymous  
Years ago

Thats gold Isaac, I recall after Melmeth finished playing college he came out and said he will make the NBA, then they interviewed his college coach and he just laughed and said no-way and labelled him the softest big man he had ever coached.

Reply #170089 | Report this post


TR  
Years ago

I had trouble keeping a straigh face when I saw the title... Melmeth in the NBA... comedy at its best

and then it got better by:

"no way thats insulting to the man. he is a gun, and if not nba next year where i reckon he should go, he will be with a top euro club"

is this time for a 'you suck at the internet' pic???

Reply #170092 | Report this post


Sturty6ers  
Years ago

......or the 'Dog and the Cauliflower'?

Reply #170094 | Report this post


Melvin Corpuscle  
Years ago

I think there would actually be endless opportunities for Ben in the NBA, but not as a centre. He'd make an excellent : floor wiper, towel boy, ball boy, dancing girl, cheerleader, popcorn vendor ... organise court schedules for Isiah or Kobe ..

Reply #170099 | Report this post


Isaac  
Years ago

For Sturty:



For Gary:

Reply #170105 | Report this post


Jase.com.au  
Years ago

WTF!?

Reply #170113 | Report this post


dougys69  
Years ago

Is it aprils fools Day already

Reply #170115 | Report this post


MW  
Years ago

Hell I don't think Melmeth could even spell NBA let alone make it

Reply #170116 | Report this post


Fezlington  
Years ago

With a name like GaryAblett.....he must be on drugs!!!

Reply #170122 | Report this post


MW  
Years ago

You might want to delete that last post...

Reply #170126 | Report this post


Fezlington  
Years ago

It was a joke MW

Reply #170128 | Report this post


blazefan  
Years ago

Can everyone go easy on Melmeth for unless he's actually "GaryAblett", it's not his fault he the subject of this seemingly very silly thread.

I agree that the thread question is ridiculous, but to his credit, Melmeth has been puting in some good minutes for the Blaze when he's not out injured (last minute brain explosions excepted!)

Actually a bit of agro is probably what his game is missing. His battle with Hinder next week should be interesting. Based on the feedback from the 36ers/Kings game two weeks ago, I have no doubt a few thousand 36er fans wouldn't mind if "Stealth" used a bit of the rough stuff on the Kocky King.

Given that SOJ related threads have dried up, I hope this isn't a sign that Melmeth is going to take his place.

Reply #170131 | Report this post


Melvin Corpuscle  
Years ago

Unless we find out Melmeth is the bastard son of the elder Joyce, I think SOJ has his spot on here sewn up for a while ...

Reply #170137 | Report this post


spectator  
Years ago

I agree Isaac. Melmeth is no good and he should not even be in the nbl

Reply #170155 | Report this post


Anonymous  
Years ago

That's harsh to say he shouldn't be in the NBL.

It's ridiculous to even suggest NBA but he's more than capable of playing NBL.

I'd take Melmeth as centre over Mottram.

Reply #170168 | Report this post


tommyblaze  
Years ago

aha thats priceless, he only starts for blaze cause theres no other trues centre. i laughed soo hard readen the comments bout this 1 on melmeth.. keep up good work that guy who started this 1. best laugh ive had literally in 2008

Reply #171445 | Report this post


bettsy  
Years ago

he wont make nba but perhaps d-league is where he would dominate.

Reply #184213 | Report this post


frog13  
Years ago

You guys only know how to put people down but at least he plays good basketball and has been playing in the league for more than a decade. He has definitely proven that he is not a soft big man given all his achievements.

Can anyone of you even make it to leagues below NBL?

I doubt so.

Reply #189124 | Report this post


Sturty6ers  
Years ago

I made it to one of the leagues below NBL........

Reply #189133 | Report this post


Isaac  
Years ago

The fact remains, no sane person would think Melmeth is going to make the NBA. Handy NBL player, and that's it.

Reply #189137 | Report this post


brock melmeth  
Years ago

ben melmeth is freakin champion bra
he is better then all the basketballers to come outa the U.S of Gay
long live the aussies matee!!!
he would carve up any of your shit arse N.B.A players anyway
i think he is to advanced for your crappy little games you play
you'se are all a joke
i even think in a professional n.b.a game against the best players you could produce him by himself could beat a full team.

you got idea of what the man can do
i trained with him once my self
and the man did a front flip slam dunk!
now how often do you see that?

so suck on the apples :)

Reply #207644 | Report this post


Sturty6ers  
Years ago

Beat a team all by himself?

Reply #207662 | Report this post


Anonymous  
Last year

Ben Melmeth is an NBL legend

Reply #666555 | Report this post




 

Reply to this topic

Random name suggestion for anonymous posters: Deimos 32

Rules:You must read the Terms of Use. No spam, no offensive material, no sniping at other clubs, no 'who cares?'-type comments, no naming or bashing under 18 players. Learn how to embed YouTube videos or tweets

Please proof-read your post before submitting as you will not be able to edit it afterwards.



Close ads
PickStar - The best place to book sports stars
Westside Basketball Association
Dunk.com.au - Custom basketball uniforms

Advertise on Hoops to a very focused, local and sports-keen audience. Email for rates and options.

Recent Posts



Invoicing clients? Stay productive with Punch, the insightful time tracker that earns you more.

Special offer: $30/month Pay $100 for lifetime access. Sign up now!

.


An Australian basketball forum covering NBL, WNBL, ABL, Juniors plus NBA, WNBA, NZ, Europe, etc | Forum time is: 6:52 pm, Wed 19 Jun 2019 | Posts: 774,563 | Last 7 days: 762