Years ago

Miami stars demand trade

Shawn Marion, Dwayne Wade and the newly drafted Michael Beasley have all demanded trades this morning.

They say they feared for their lives after Pat Riley insisted that they all jump either a speeding Aston Martin or dunk over a swimming pool of poisonous snakes if they wanted to start for the Miami Heat next season.

When they complained, Riley is said to have been so angry he had to slick his hair back twice with Macy's premium snake oil, before replying: "I'm not KIDDING! Kobe jumped both. If you boys aren't up to it then you can sit on the bench and cry. I'm gettin' old and I need to win 4 more championships to pass Phil and Red and I ain't gonna win if my players are too sissy to match Kobe in a game of H-O-R-S-E... I guarantee it."

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was this meant to be funny or something

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Years ago, not even close to funny thanks beantown.

you've just successfully made another useless miami thread aswell.

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Boom Patrol  
Years ago

you've failed the humour test my friend

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Big Marty  
Years ago

So... the Miami starting lineup is decided by a game of Horse against Kobe Bryant?

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Years ago

I didn't laugh at the thread Beantown (i'll forgive coz i assume your still [email protected]#-faced from the Celtic win)

But i love the idea of all the Miami bandwagon'ers eagerly clicking on the heading and getting a big burn... THAT i like.

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Years ago

Yeah, okay, I admit it, the story could have been better... but it was late.

I wanted to start another "useless Miami thread" and the rest of it was a reference to the Kobe ad where he "jumped" a car and the Jackass followup stunt where he "jumped" a swimming pool of snakes... guess no-one has seen those?

I reckon they're good for a laugh:

Kenny Smith too...

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