Quagmire
Years ago
Tomorrows headlines today...
Here are the headlines you'll read tomorrow;
* KG struggles from the field going 1/16 but Celts get the win thanks to Paul Pierce scoring 52 of his 53 pts in the final term. Hawks coach Woodsen fired.
* In a freak accident Greg Oden misses his mouth and squirts gatorade into his eyes. He leaves the game on a stretcher, his vision lost. Somewhere in the crowd a fan is heard yelling 'Thats why you wear a mask' It was later revealed to be Will Purdue.
* Kobe buys into the whole 'battle of the MVP's and decides to torch NO for 76pts. CP3 has 45 assists in the Hornets win.
* 76ers get a big win in Toronto, tainted somewhat because Raptors all-star Chris Bosh leaves the team to begin filming 'Jurassic Park 5' where he will star as human-dinosaur hybrid.
* Magic employ a zone defence with Howard stationed under the basket, with the other 4 players under the basket in offence awaiting the outlet pass. Superman has 62 boards and 22 blocks as the magic win 105-67.
Lewis still shoots 1/19.
* In a statement from his agent, Stephon Marbury claims 'I am not an ignoranus, i know when i'm not wanted. But i will continue to do all i can to be the bestest player the New Yorks has ever been.'
