Thanks Jack for that interesting if somewhat insane read.

It has been a very interesting season, hasn't it?

Love your work!

I feel like we've won already with that preview.

If only the 36ers coaching staff had as much creativity as your preview then the Sixers may have been getting a root at the formal instead of sitting at home by themselves filming harlem shake vidoes.

Bugger, I thought the grand old school had been closed up some 8 weeks ago, allegedly for the pest exterminators to humanely remove some noxious species that had invaded the mainland from an offshore island. But to be honest I haven't seen much action to support this rumour of successful eradication.

I was told that apparently although it was just a non-breeding pair of them, they had successfully taken up occupation within the masters residences, from which they had been foraying so often into the whole campus, that they had totally drenched the historic buildings in putrid uric acid and large volumes of fetid nuggets of semi-solid turds for some time.

Resulting in unstable foundations, quite inhabitable rooms , and HUGE downturns in student attendance, in the previously lucrative visitors’ tours and also in advance enrollments for next year.

Accordingly, although still enrolled, I haven't been attending on-site classes , just logging in to watch the remote learning modules.

I had truly believed that the formal had been cancelled for all students.

So there still are some formals proceeding?

Good-o , I've been given the number of a wizard blonde tight-bodied surfie sheila from the east coast that I'm told is generally a pretty sure thing when it comes to making a good impression at a formal and at the after party. I’m reliably told that she actually can talk intelligently to one’s parents and actually make them feel that she is honestly glad to meet them! Also she seems to have a good timer while still getting good marks ! ( could do with a few hints on that myself)

I need someone like that on the end of the arm, as I want to re-enrol next year but the old’s are checking up the school results on that damn school comparison site and making noises about there being cheaper and better education to be had elsewhere in Adelaide.

That post was more entertaining than the entire season's games put together.

Thanks!

Rumours on here had it that the once proud private school was going to become a public school. Will the blond still want to go with you next year if that is so. What is the expiry date on these condoms?

Sixers interior "D" is non existent. Stranger things have happened but it looks like they have thrown the towel in the effort areas. DJ's "D" turning Gruber and Davo into the second coming of Duncan and Robinson.

thank god that year is over, how sad is this.

Please don't rub salt into the wounds of that horrific season with the mention of Marty retaining his job i think there will be a riot if that happened. Congratulations to wollongong for making the finals and goodluck would be nice to see them win the championship.

Pity the team couldn't see Crosswell out in style.

Bring on the off season.

Wasn't too impressed by Gibson tonight. Seemed like he just wanted it all over with.

Petrie scraped into double figures despite seeming effective early. Johnson only 5 FGA. Weigh got his numbers quietly until some garbage points at the end, but someone had to score. SC without any stat at all in 8:52 is a bit remarkable.

Bit of a sorry finish to a forgettable season. Hopefully we can rebound in 2013/14 with a lot of the same players and Creek and Schenscher back on court.

Didn't watch the game on NBL.tv, but judging the boxscore, Gibbo looked like he had a shocker. At one stage his DT points were in the negative. Did he have a bad game, or not interested?

Isaac, on SC when I saw that I thought WTF? He was on fire last game and did he just come on and camp in the pocket?

Weigh looks like he had a good game, as did DJ. Another rare Jan sighting.

For the punters out there, just compare the Daly and Cadee stats.

Crossy looked like he didn't do too badly in his last game. Why didn't Wollongong foul him for FT's?

Talking of the Gong, what about Larry the Lounge Lizard. 15 boards, 20 points, plenty of other good stuff. Deleon with a lazy 23 points to pad his season's stats. No points for Oscar, but 5 boards.

I am disappointed with the Red Fox. Surely he could have found a few minutes for Zac Delany.

Was a very lackluster performance all round . It seemed the theme of the night was to give everyone a go rather than trying to finish on a high or try and save your job as coach or your reputation as successful organization. But that wasn't the problem. It was the lack of any passion for the game or a bit of pride for the club. Very disappointing as a fan. That shows exactly where we've failed. We've been a plain milk team for three years with no guidandce, no culture and no identity and this effort was a perfect example of the attitude or lack of that has destroyed a successful brand.

R.I.P

The Clarke / Radford era

The work starts now on the fourth year of the three year plan.

From what I saw on NBL.TV Weigh wasn't at his best out there for all but the last when he padded up his score with some shots in junk time (and for most of them the Hawks didn't even bother defending him). When he gave away a silly offensive foul in the third it just showed how frustrated he was out there. But he wasn't alone in having a night to forget, he had quite a few mates who were playing as if they wanted it all to be over rather than as if they had nothing to lose....

Last week was seemingly a one off for Christopherson. SC looked totally lost out there and despite playing 8:52 didn't even look like getting on the scoreboard. Didn't put up a shot, no assists, TO's....in fact his entire stats for the game read as a big fat "0". A fitting end to his NBL career maybe?

Gibbo played like he didn't really care to be out there. 37:01 on court and only 5 points, 4 rebounds and 2 assists. And Cadee wasn't much better really.

DJ had a quiet night by his standards, despite recording his 8th double-double of the season with a 12 point, 10 rebound effort.

On a bright note, it was good to have a Jan sighting. And it was good to see Nathan Crosswell take a few shots in his last game and not just pass the ball. Crossy went 3/6 on the night for 6 points in 16:39 game time. Not the way he would have wanted to end his career, but he can say he was our most productive guard tonight.

Well done to the Hawks who played like they had everything to gain tonight, which they did. They blew us away on effort and intensity. And was it me or in the last, was everything just dropping for them when they'd run down the shot clock. They seemingly couldn't miss no matter how bad the shot looked.

I know its not official (yet), but dare I say it.....ding dong the coaches are finally gone.

Bye Bye Marty. It's been....yeah.

Played like he had been told he was not coming back last season.

SC that is

What? No Marcus Camby comments yet? What is the world coming too?

All will say is this 'grand plan' we all heard of never came to fruition now did it? Surprise, surprise!

To be 20 down with one quarter to go in the season, is pretty piss poor. Clarke should apologise for his attempt to mislead the supporters, members and public with those away wins where he said something to the effect of, this is what weve been doing at training day in day out and now the fruits of our labour have begun. Yeah buddy, short lived.