Perth v Cairns Dec 9
Once upon a time, 10 brave knights from the land of orange rode their unicorns to do battle with an evil 10 headed devil cat from Sandsville, and to rescue the princess trapped in the castle.
They couldn't afford unicorns and there was no Pablo Escobor to stable a horn to the head of a horse (yes, he did that for his daughter who wanted a unicorn), so they carried coconuts they had found on the beach, clapping them together as they travelled.
They entered the cave of the ten headed devil cat and were treated by 30,000 feral mini-devil cats screaming and hissing bad things at them. These mini-devils had sharp pointy teeth and bad breath. The orange knights did not yield under this pressure but bravely fought 5 at a time to battle the floppy devil cat. They battled with honour, but there were three green trolls running around on the battlefield and they made sounds from a metal toy and after 5 sounds from these trolls, the brave knights would fall to the sideline and unable to enter the battlefield again.
The orange knights battled bravely but in the end the evil devil cat tore them to pieces much to the delight of the mini devil cats, and their body parts were scattered to all parts of Sandsville as a warning to other knights not to dare rescue the beautiful princess.