Isaac
Years ago
NH: Angry German Kid vs Unreal Tournament
I think we can all learn something from this:
Angry German Kid
Plus a translation I found (excuse the language!):
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I want to play (yelling, when He walks in)
Goooooooooo
Gee, buch up.
Back&.
Turn On.
I want to play Unreal Tournament
Start the damn game
Start the game, you son of a bitch
It pisses me off
I'm not going to say that again
Get out of my way (when he throws the stuff from the desk)
What iiiiiiiiis thaaaaaat (He puts his Hands on his head)
Oh my God, what happened (Yells)
I want to finally play that game (arghghghg)
Launch quick
Heeere it goes, here it goes, here it goes, here it goes, here it goooooooeeees ( he gets really exited)
Yes, playing.
Plaaaaaayinnng, you wanker, plaaaaayiiiinng
faaaaaaaster
it loads, it loads (He knocks his head on the keyboard)
I doooooon't want that it loads&&&..
When iiiiit loads, then you always have to wait for soooooo looong (yelling)
I don't want to wait, I want to play this damn game NOW. (He yells like hell)
Think Positive, simply think positive, it will start soon.
It starts. (laughing)
Yeeeeeeees, it starts, it starts
Yes, you son of a bith.
Eat this, yeeees
I killed him
go go go go go
Eat your melted shit
You son of a Bitch, I'm gonna kill you. Arrrgghhhh (Totally freaks out)
Yeeeeees, Yeeeees, I press on fire, you son of a bitch
The Escape Button is missing,
The escape button&&.
Wheeeeeere is it?
Where is the escape button?
Where is the escape button?
Where is the escape button? (Then He finds a Button and puts it on the keyboard)
so, I don't need help or support,
I don't need support (hahaha)
The H Button as the Enter Button
No Problem, now I will tie you into knots
The Button doesn't work.
Leave me alone, you son of a bitch.
I killed him (laughing)
Yes, I will kill all of you.
Eat this, you son of a bitch
I will tie you into knots
I will tie you into knots
I will&&&&&&I will just shoot you
I will shoot you with a Assault Weapon
Oh, which Son of a Bitch shoots on me?
This son of a Bitch shoots on me&..then He freaks out